You really know yor a zuk fanatic if:
you don't have a front yard, you have a dozon or so "parts zuks"
Your wife leaves you because of your zuks.
Your primary use for the internet is zukes instead of porn.
You can repair anything that breaks on your rig from your spares.
You can remember every time you went wheeling, but can't remember your wifes birthday.
Your kids think a "new car" is a zuk you just brought home.
You can't afford to take the wife to dinner, but you can afford those new "meats".
You can't find the time to read the paper, but you can find the time to read "You really know yor a zuk fanatic if:"