I was watching the comedy channel and saw that guy with the ******* jokes( no offense to you ********)and since you guys seem to like funny posts I thought I would start one to see how many we can make up....so whos ganna start?????????????
Your a zuk fanatic IF????
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You really know yor a zuk fanatic if:
you don't have a front yard, you have a dozon or so "parts zuks"
Your wife leaves you because of your zuks.
Your primary use for the internet is zukes instead of porn.
You can repair anything that breaks on your rig from your spares.
You can remember every time you went wheeling, but can't remember your wifes birthday.
Your kids think a "new car" is a zuk you just brought home.
You can't afford to take the wife to dinner, but you can afford those new "meats".
You can't find the time to read the paper, but you can find the time to read "You really know yor a zuk fanatic if:"
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you don't have a front yard, you have a dozon or so "parts zuks"
Your wife leaves you because of your zuks.
Your primary use for the internet is zukes instead of porn.
You can repair anything that breaks on your rig from your spares.
You can remember every time you went wheeling, but can't remember your wifes birthday.
Your kids think a "new car" is a zuk you just brought home.
You can't afford to take the wife to dinner, but you can afford those new "meats".
You can't find the time to read the paper, but you can find the time to read "You really know yor a zuk fanatic if:"
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·You're a Zuk Fanatic if ....you do a double take when you see a square veericle with big wheels even if it turns out to be a jeep.
Or... You only buy magazines if they have Zook pictures / articles on the cover.
Or.... you do U turns to check out a rig you never saw before.
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Or... You only buy magazines if they have Zook pictures / articles on the cover.
Or.... you do U turns to check out a rig you never saw before.
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You might be Zook fanatic if you drive 800 miles (one way!)to pick up a rust free Samurai tub.
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If your main source of winter income is selling Samurai parts.
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If your Mother sees a guy (whom she does not know) in the grocery store parking lot and tells him "My son might have parts for you if you need them..."
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You might be a zook fanatic when you restored an old cj7 to prestine condition but you prefer to pick up your girl on a summer night in a vehicle that smells like cow manure instead! Oh wait... you might be a ******* in that case too!
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If your main source of winter income is selling Samurai parts.
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If your Mother sees a guy (whom she does not know) in the grocery store parking lot and tells him "My son might have parts for you if you need them..."
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You might be a zook fanatic when you restored an old cj7 to prestine condition but you prefer to pick up your girl on a summer night in a vehicle that smells like cow manure instead! Oh wait... you might be a ******* in that case too!
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If you are a Grandad with seven Grandkids from 1 to 22 and they all prefer to ride in Poppa's 87 Zuk rather than the 04 Ford Escape or the 03 Mitsubishi Convertible.
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·You really know you are a Zuk fanatic when...
You just can't get rid of that silly grin after passing a VW microbus on the highway.
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You just can't get rid of that silly grin after passing a VW microbus on the highway.
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Your a zuk fanatic if.....
Before every road/wheelin trip....
Before every marathon wrenchin' session.....
You recite the Samurai Prayer.....
The Samurai is my chariot, I shall not want another.
It maketh me to lie in wet places.
It taketh me into muddy waters.
It hauleth my stuff.
It leadeth me in the paths of tribulation for it's namesake.
Yea though I run through the valley at 45 per,
I am winched up the hill, for it's engine quitteth on me.
It's springs and shocks, they torture me.
It prepareth a breakdown in the presence of mine enemies.
It anointeth my driveway with oil.
It's heater worketh mostly in the summertime.
Surely service and repairs shall follow me all the days of
my life, and I will support the house of parts forever.
Amen........
Before every road/wheelin trip....
Before every marathon wrenchin' session.....
You recite the Samurai Prayer.....
The Samurai is my chariot, I shall not want another.
It maketh me to lie in wet places.
It taketh me into muddy waters.
It hauleth my stuff.
It leadeth me in the paths of tribulation for it's namesake.
Yea though I run through the valley at 45 per,
I am winched up the hill, for it's engine quitteth on me.
It's springs and shocks, they torture me.
It prepareth a breakdown in the presence of mine enemies.
It anointeth my driveway with oil.
It's heater worketh mostly in the summertime.
Surely service and repairs shall follow me all the days of
my life, and I will support the house of parts forever.
Amen........
You are a fanatic if:
Every time you see a new agressive tread pattern you wonder ---
Every time you see hills far away with a trail up the side you look to see where it starts.
You giggle uncontrollably when you see a full size dually lifted like a lizard.
Every time you see a new agressive tread pattern you wonder ---
Every time you see hills far away with a trail up the side you look to see where it starts.
You giggle uncontrollably when you see a full size dually lifted like a lizard.
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