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You know you own a Jeep Wrangler when...

*You put on sunscreen before you go driving.

*You get waved to by every other Wrangler driver.

*You hate anyone who drives a wimpy GEO Tracker.

*You spent $2,500 on tires and a lift and STILL want to go bigger!

*You have gloves for winter driving.

*You hate anyone who drives a wimpy Suzuki Samauri.

*In traffic you are higher than all the mortals down below.

*You took off your doors & put down the windshield to go to the grocery store.

*You've been stuck in 5 feet of mud and thought it was so cool that you took
pictures!

*You've spent more money improving your Jeep than you paid for it originally.

*You hate anyone who drives a wimpy Kia Sportage.

*The inside of your vehicle has been rained or snowed on.

AND THE #1 WAY TO TELL IF YOU OWN A JEEP WRANGLER..........

*You are constantly surrounded by women.

It's not a CAR, it's not a TRUCK...its a JEEP-get it right.
 
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I hear that Number 1 reason, I can't keep them out of mine! I'm not complaining. BRING ON THE JEEP LADIES!!

It can't be done? HA, they MUST be crazy...
 

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You have to shovel your way into your jeep cause you forgot the snowstorm was coming.that is why jeeps have holes in the floor to let the water out after rain and during the first thaw or you would be asking who makes the best sump pump .I don't hate anyone who drives anything ,Its called survival of the fittest only the best get to the top and keep on going.I do however dislike lowriders but i suppose they fit somewhere in the food chain LOL

Ray
Learn to let go of what does not serve you ,but forces you to serve it
why does everyone ask if I am gonna paint it ?
 
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i hope women don't come flocking to me! my husband fantasizes about that sort of thing, but i think in reality he would be displeased!
loved the rest of the list!!!!!

Newbie to the Jeep world...and LOVIN' IT! Live in the Rockies with my hubby....use my wrangler to get to good fly fishing and explore back country..or just to get a tan!
 

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* There is a "spare" engine, transmission or axle sitting in your garage.
* You see mechanical "issues" as reasons to get new tools.
* There is a list of stuff that you want to add to the Jeep somewhere in the house.
* The new people that move into the neighborhood are judged by whether they own a Jeep or not.
* You search for other Jeeps in store parking lots so you can park next to them.
* You are considering a tool sign-out program so you can keep track of who has them.
* The hardtop hanging from the garage rafters is a trophy of sorts.

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*You spend more time under your primary mode of transprtation then in it.

Do you think insurance will cover the carb if it some how "teleports" behind the tires of a 350 with dualies?
 

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*Carry more tools in your jeep than most people own.
*You go to Sears just to "look" and leave $200 poorer.
*You have to reach down to the person working the drive-thru.



 
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-You go down the road looking for stuff you can drive over.
-you compare every other car to your Jeep, and the Jeep always comes out on top.
-you ask yourself why you ever drove anything else.
-you never get tired of hearing.."Nice Jeep!!!"
-never get tired of saying, "Thanks! I love it"

It can't be done? HA, they MUST be crazy...
 
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-what they don't know is you really do LOVE it, and kiss it goodnight every night

It can't be done? HA, they MUST be crazy...
 

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*You drive over the curb to get to your driveway instead of using the ramp.
*You own stock in your local U-joint supplier.
*Instead of cruising the "strip" you crawl it.
*You don't like a tire unless you can hear it on the road.

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