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!Warning--Off Topic! CJDave You\'ll Like This

The following has apparently been attributed to State Representative Mitchell
Kaye from GA. WHOEVER said it, I hope she/he runs for President.

"We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help
everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid any more
riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the
blessings of debt free liberty to ourselves and our
great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and
establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt
ridden, delusional, and other liberal, bedwetters. We hold
these truths to be self-evident that a whole lot of people are confused by
the Bill of Rights and are so dim that they require a..."Bill of No Rights."

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car, big screen TV or any other
form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally acquire them, but no
one is guaranteeing anything.

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You
may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc., but
the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect the tool
manufacturer to make you and all your relatives independently wealthy.

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are
the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone in need,
but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation after generation
of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing more than the creation of
another generation of professional couch potatoes!!

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care. That would be
nice, but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
public health care.

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you
kidnap, rape, intentionally maim, or kill someone, don't be surprised if the
rest of us want to see you fry in the electric chair!

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you
rob, cheat or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't be
surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a place where
you still won't have the right to a big
screen color TV or a life of leisure.

ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their
lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We hate oppressive
governments and won't lift a finger to stop YOU from going to fight if you'd
like. However, we do not enjoy parenting the entire world and do not want to
spend so much of our time battling each and every little tyrant with a
military uniform and a funny hat.

ARTICLE IX: You don't have the right to a job. All of us sure want everyone
to have one, and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you
to take advantage of the opportunities of education and vocational training
offered you to make yourself useful.

ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means
that you have the right to pursue happiness - which by the way, is a lot
easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws created by
those of you who were confused by the Bill of Rights."

If you agree, we strongly urge you to forward this to as many people as you
can. No, you don't have to, and nothing tragic will befall you should you
not forward it. We just think it is about time common sense is allowed to
flourish.
 

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/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif That write-up should be repeated to skool kids EVERY MORNING right before the teacher says: "Now GET TO WORK!!!!!" That is a GREAT statement of what USED to be American values/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif

CJDave
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Mitchell Kaye in '00
/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif We've found our man/woman. /wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif

Can you fix it?
I got a welder and a grinder. Heck yeah I can fix it./wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif
 
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Re: !Warning--Off Topic! CJDave You\'ll Like This

Got my vote!!!

-Mike

1998 Dodge Ram 1500 Quad Cab 4x4 Laramie SLT Sport Plus--5.9L 360, auto, 3.92s, antispin, BFG A/Ts.
 

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What's real sad is that whoever said it has probably ended his political career.....

Just picture the liberal reaction:

ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a new car.....
But if honest hardworking people can have one and I can't, that's discrimination!

ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended.....
But that's not politically correct!

ARTICLE III: You do not have the right to be free from harm.....
But it's the government's job to protect me, and if I do get hurt, the screwdriver company has lots of money, they won't miss it!

ARTICLE IV: You do not have the right to free food.....
But I'm hungry, and I can't be bothered to work!

ARTICLE V: You do not have the right to free health care.....
But who's gonna pay for braces for my seventh illegetimate child?

ARTICLE VI: You do not have the right to physically harm other people.....
But he was disin' me! But she was askin' for it, the way she was dressed!

ARTICLE VII: You do not have the right to the possessions of others.....
But I need them, and besides, the rich people won't miss it, they got insurance anyway!

ARTICLE VIII: You don't have the right to demand that our children risk their
lives in foreign wars.....
Who cares? I'm too old for the draft, and besides, the Army wouldn't have me anyway!

ARTICLE IX: You don't have the right to a job......
Job? Who said I wanted a job?

ARTICLE X: You do not have the right to happiness.....
Hey Leroy, pass me that crack pipe.....

-Dana

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced...
Live your life so that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice.
-- Cherokee saying
 

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/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif Dana I stand in awe of your perfect grasp of the liberal's reality/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif

CJDave
I never believe any statistics unless my moonguys /wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif made 'em up themselves.
 

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A PILE of copy's made.......their goin' to work with me!!!!
Highlighted and all! Sad but true!/wwwthreads_images/icons/frown.gif

"No officer I haven't been drinking , Thats just how my Jeep drives"
 
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