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Things NOT to do in a jeep

970 views 17 replies 5 participants last post by  **DONOTDELETE**  
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#1 ·
Within my Jeep experience(2 1/2 weeks) I've learned these the hard way..

1) Never drive down the highway with no top or doors, and wearing a hat.. Think I'd learn the 2nd time.

2) If a girl asks to go for a ride, don't force her to get out of the driver's seat. (They go right for it)

3) Never scratch anything that needs scratching with the doors off... You never know when a cute looking girl is in the car next to you.

4) Never forget the hood latches.. Thanks to my buddy for that one!

5) Ignore the unethical Jeepers that don't wave

6) Don't let a family member "borrow" it.. You'll get it back a looooooong time later.

7) When a cute blonde is in the passenger seat, don't be looking at her, and not the road. Old ladiesin big cadillacs LOVE to make illegal manuevers, and cut you off.

8) And in continuation, if you ever end up on a slope, leading down into a ditch, don't give it too much gas.. being sideways in rush hour traffic isn't fun..

I'm sure theres more I'm forgetting, and more to come, so if anyone has another, feel free to post
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It can't be done? HA, they MUST be crazy...
 
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#3 ·
Had that happen the 2nd day! but it had a lid. Just fumbling between steering, and shifting got me down. literally.......................... Man why couldn't it been McDonald's?

It can't be done? HA, they MUST be crazy...
 
#4 ·
Don't get caught using your shiny stainless dash piece as a mirror when your passenger just happens to be wearing a skirt!!

Richard
83cj7/d60/14b/4.56/lr/dl/350/465/205/38.5sx"s/4'SO
so much stuff so little land
 
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#10 ·
hehehe Not that you guys would think this is something NOT (for a woman) to do but never wear a dress with the top and doors off...*laughing* Thank gawd I wore undies /wwwthreads_images/icons/blush.gif

Proppy
And who says women dont know how to drive? /wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif