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STOP READING THIS SUBJECT AND OPEN THIS POST!!!!!!

799 views 12 replies 2 participants last post by  **DONOTDELETE**  
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But what if, all of a sudden, someone drops 20 orange cones spaced 15 feet apart in a line DIRECTLY in front of you when you're travelling down the road at 35mph? What do you do...WHAT DO YOU DO?!?

That's why they slalom test SUV's.
 
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OOPS didn't see the solid axle part...not going to hold my breath thats for sure.

I guess the cones are supposed to represent "real world obstacles" like a herd of 5 deer coming out on the highway. In which case I'm turning my wipers on, grabbing the wheel with both hands and picking a straight line.

Give me any car in the world and I can roll it on flat pavement.
 
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LOL this topic of cones is actually kinda funny, this morning going into town it was like a slalom with the roadkill, 3 skunks, 2 raccoon and 1 deer all in a 1/4 mile stretch right by my house. I'm guessing one of the skunks got drilled first...then his brother Stinky came out to see if he was ok, POP down he goes. "OH DAM!" yells Putrid and he runs to the rescue only to meet Goodyear. Awhile later ol Maskman comes along and is so dang hungry he'd even eat a skunk so he goes waddling down the road slobbering and KERPOW!!!! Hyundai exhaust burns on his butt. Bambi crossing the road later on stops and is laughing so hard that she doesn't notice the crazy guy in the semi roaring up on her at 90mph and SPLAT she plays superwoman across the road and leaves a blood smear all the way across it. Then comes a long some dork in an XJ the next morning, jamming to nine inch nails cussing about his steering gear and lack of offroad places in god forbidden state and his eyes pop out of his head as he swerves between last night's nuggets, especially the stinky ones... after putting all four wheels back on the pavement he laughs and says to himself, "suck on that Liberty".
 
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I hope they do develop that 4 Door wrangler, it looks like it should be crossing the Serengetti, Outback, or southern Utah. Lets hope they don't alienate the TRUE lovers of the Jeep name.
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Oh yeah, CV joints are for sissies!