LOL this topic of cones is actually kinda funny, this morning going into town it was like a slalom with the roadkill, 3 skunks, 2 raccoon and 1 deer all in a 1/4 mile stretch right by my house. I'm guessing one of the skunks got drilled first...then his brother Stinky came out to see if he was ok, POP down he goes. "OH DAM!" yells Putrid and he runs to the rescue only to meet Goodyear. Awhile later ol Maskman comes along and is so dang hungry he'd even eat a skunk so he goes waddling down the road slobbering and KERPOW!!!! Hyundai exhaust burns on his butt. Bambi crossing the road later on stops and is laughing so hard that she doesn't notice the crazy guy in the semi roaring up on her at 90mph and SPLAT she plays superwoman across the road and leaves a blood smear all the way across it. Then comes a long some dork in an XJ the next morning, jamming to nine inch nails cussing about his steering gear and lack of offroad places in god forbidden state and his eyes pop out of his head as he swerves between last night's nuggets, especially the stinky ones... after putting all four wheels back on the pavement he laughs and says to himself, "suck on that Liberty".