"Define" dork for me please, I've been invloved in a few fender benders, their fenders not mine, because the other driver was using their cell phone, looking at or playing with their "dork", sleeping, or whatever they do. I had one guy sit at the light in the left lane and his head was down, at 5:30 AM, light turned green, after 3 cars passed me in the right lane and no movement from him, I just tapped the horn and his head jerked up and he took of and slammed on his brakes, I hit him doing 5 mph and did 1555.00 worth of damage to his exploder, just knocked a fingernails worth of paint off my bumper. he had the nuts to tell the cop I came flying down the road and hit him doing 55, made absoulutey no sense, but it was my fault and they believed him but nobody could figure out why there was nooooo damage to my vehicle. (I build strong bumpers) He also jumped out of his vehicle and came running back to mine and jerked the door open, all before I could unbuckle my seat belt, scared me to death, I only had time to reach over to the passenger side floor to lay my hands on the straight claw hammer I keep there. He saw that and backed off, I then told him it would probably be a long time before he would do something like that again cause I drove his rear door up inside his vehicle. There was a gas and go at the intersection and the lady in the booth saw everything and could verify my story, DO YA THINK THE COP OR THE INSURANCE COMPANY INTERVIEWED THEM, NOPE that was toooo hard, it was easier to write that check, well I get windshields for free through my coverage, so anytime they raise my rate for something they can't explain to me and my winshield gets dirty or a rock chip I get out the rubber mallet and have a new one installed, had 4 installed in the CJ last year alone, me and the windshield guy are on a first name basis. Anyway I've had people just driving down the highway and pull right over on me cause they are toooo busy with themselves and not paying attention to their driving and my present horn is not loud enough. Around here using a horn is a bad thing, it angers people, I know this and use mine only in case of emergency and sparingly to say the least cause some people are angry, why, who knows, but maybe they should stay home if they are that way, the guy that pulled the stoplight stunt on me sure was and you could tell it. By the way, I don't have nor do I need a cell phone, it has no trigger, don't read while driving, and I just see whats between the lines on the blacktop, soooooo I don't understand this "dork" thing you speak of, does it have something to do with politics, maybe, and yes I know what I wrote and I didn't start this thread.
BOOGER
"Sometimes Insanity and Genius walk the same side of the street"
