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Why do men die first? This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low should get off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she's sexual harassment.
If you keep's male indifference.
If you're a wimp.
If you don''re an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...... you're a pervert.
If you don''re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in're sexist.
If you don''re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in're vain.
If you don''re a slob.
If you buy her're after something.
If you don''re not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
If you don''re not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a don't love her anymore.
If you want it too're oversexed.
If you don't..........there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to

Thanks for posting this one. I read it outloud to my wife just now and she laughed out loud a lot of times. Her first words were, "SAVE THAT--I want to send it to my daughters." She went on about how true it is. We had a great time discussing the "double standard." Hey, sometimes the OT stuff on this board is pretty classic.
I don't know where you fund it on El Net but I am danged glad you did. Ya know, we don't have to read about Zukis on EVERY post--sometimes these OT's are just what the doctor ordered. THANKS!

John & Susun in AZ
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