Just too funny! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif
Havent seen one of these posts since the 'Beaver Winch' thread!/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

So, Do you take her rig or your rig?
And who drives? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif

How do I find a woman with an extra HUMMER for me?
(take that any way you want too...!)/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

I better drop this while I'm ahead...

 

And who's responsible for bringing the gear lube?

 

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif That makes a lot more sense than hooking up with some high-maintenance gal who grits her teeth and suffers through an Off-Road weekend, INTENDING to change all that, once the (REAL) r'lationship begins. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif"Where's the plug for my hair dryer? Which way is the ladies' room? You aren't going to go UP THERE with your Jeep, are you? It's kind of messy here. Can we leave pretty soon? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif Of course you could always buy a plush motor home to take to the Off-Road weekends; as long as you didn't track......ICK!....mud in the door when you came in from pushing your buddy's CJ-5 out of a quagmire. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

Dave, you have JeepChick-Vicki!
Not all of us are so lucky!

I keep getting the,
"Ick, it's dirty here!"
"It's cold!"
"I'm missing 'Millionair'!"
"Where am I supposed to take a bath?"
"How much longer are we staying?"

I'm looking for the,
"I'm Driving!"
"I paying for those new tires, and I don't want to hear anymore about it!"
"We can trade the mini-van for an Atlas II!"
Kind of woman...

 

Here you go Aaron!

 

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif I KNOW how lucky I am!!! How many chicks say: "Lets go buy some more GUNS." or.... "The TJ could use some stainless steel bumperettes." or..... "I'd really like to have a new derringer." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Could it GET any better??? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

CJ Dave, the only way you could have it any better is if she was a $100 million lottery winner!
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I met Jessie (spelling?) in Atlanta when AirRide was doing some shows down there...
She's not my kind of woman.
(HUGE chip on her shoulder!)

I want a woman that will cook (preferably a GOOD cook!), and can clean her own guns, but still plants flowers in the yard...

Some say Jessie is the reason Stacy David left down there...
I know she's not well liked by the crew.

 

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif Actually I DID win the lottery when I found Vickie. Even without the 100 Million, I consider my every need has been met....... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif******* Hey.....shouldn't you be getting the car on the trailer? You could still make it to Speedway in time to take over an "outlaw" spot on the starting grid. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif Just once I'd like to tool a Meyer-Drake around Indy and feel the vibration from that Offy. Doesn't this time of year remind you of the smell of hot oil, fresh paint, and wrenches? (do wrenches smell?) I suffer from acute anosmia, so i don't actually know what hot oil or fresh paint smells like. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

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Just once I'd like to tool a Meyer-Drake around Indy and feel the vibration from that Offy.

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Now you're talking! I have always been an Epperly lay-down man, myself. I just like they way they look with less frontal area.

 

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif I miss seeing the word: "SPECIAL" on the Indy cars. That car in the photo is the way an indy car should look. That, or the one with the exhaust pipe under your right elbow. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

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That, or the one with the exhaust pipe under your right elbow.

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That would be a Watson, I think! Yeah, the roadster era was the best, IMHO. Too bad I missed it! I could (and have) spent all day at the Indianapolis 500 Museum at the track.

 

/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif When I was a kid, Memorial Day was usually spent working on equipment because we were right in the middle of harvest-oat hay-plant-corn season, so we always had the radio moved out to the shop so we could listen to the race. In those days (early 50's) the race took most of the day. I remember asking my dad before one of the races began: "Dad, do you think Bill Vukovich will win this year?" his answer was: "He can't win them all, Son." That was the year that Bill Vukovich was killed. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/frown.gif The announcers would often comment on how much rubber was all over the track as the tires disintegrated from the high speeds. The Offy was a sensitive engine to fuel mixture, and the chief mechanic would have to make an educated guess as to which jets to run; taking into consideration the expected humidity. If he guess wrong, the engine would only last until lap 30 or so. That, and MAGNETO FAILURE were two of the main causes of engine failures. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif