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[Disclaimer] This is a Joke, it is ment as a Joke. It is not ment to become a open discussion and rant on Politics, Radios or correct Tambourine usage. It is not be Hijacked to start a fight on how smart you are and dumb everyone else is. In short please don't relieve yourself all over this post, it is just a joke afterall. [/Disclaimer]

Do you have this feature in your car?

I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!", he said, "Nelson"!
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!", He continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"
replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven,"
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles," I'd get one
of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "A$$ Holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with
John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy
Pelosi
on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on
scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car!
 

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Very nice!

P.S. I am smart and everone else is dumb. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

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...and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

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Where can I buy one?

BTW....Scott...please bring the jeep to dinner.....I want to see all your lattest mods......
 

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What day again? Is it tomarrow evening? When?
 
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