I dont think I would fit in with all the suits, and their BS.
I for one at the first sign of a drawn out philibuster, would drag my old worn out NP435 from out of the back seat of the limo, haul it up onto my desk, and start breaking it down for future placement behind my nearly completed 5.0 SVO engine. Bipartisan??? sure how bouts you let me borrow some more desk top room from my neighboring distinguished colleagues, and you can all draw off the Kegger at my motor swap party later this winter.
Hey, who votes we should stack a big pile of rocks on the whitehouse lawn, come on guys get those hands up, it will surely help in keeping my buddies from those water crossings at the Washington Monument, that some of you Senators have voiced your disapproval of. Fine this is getting nowhere lets break for beer.
Hey that doesnt sound so bad after all, where do I sign up.
Would I get to have my own intern? Hmmmmm, Jeepchick may not approve of that.
Jeff
89 Wrangler
I take my Jeep "On the Rocks",usually "With a Splash of Addrenalin"