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OK... we are not that bored...

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Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

Ahh yes...

Q: How do you know when it''s bedtime at Michael Jackson''s home?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit?
A: A fruit stand.

Q: Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock?
A: He loved taking deliveries in the rear.

Q: Why do gay men make good linemen?
A: They love penetrating the defense.

Q: Why couldn''t the gay quarterback make it in the NFL?
A: He was too foreward with his passes.

Q: How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat?
A: Put pussy hair around her dinner plate.

Q: What do you call a fart in the men''s room of a gay bar?
A: A love call.

Q: Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?
A: He loved it in the can.
 
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#627 ·
Re: new yamuha\'s

ya my friend has a 250f and it goes pretty good! gets thye holeshot evey time

You wear your silver chain but the cross won't stop the lies,you believe in nothing
Kenton Thomas,Portal
 
#628 ·
Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

i was at a motorcycle shop the other day and there was this dude there with an R1 he was in the shop talking about the one footed wheelies he can ride (like a nac nac) so as he left the shop my bro and i were like hes gonna do a wheelie..so he just kinda puts out of the lots clicks it into second and rolls on the gas stands the thing up and he rides this sweet wheelie all the way up this hill it was awsome...i cant wait until im old enought o get a bike..

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#629 ·
Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

I HAVE AN R6. I CAN SIT DOWN AND BRING IT UP AND SHIFT INTO SECOND, GOT THIRD ONCE. or sit have it in second crack the throttle and stand and ride it till redline from like 7rpm till like 14.5rpm. start at like 45 till 95-100. SCARRY but bad aszzzz feeling. lifted the fron a couple times and rode in third at like 115 for about 50 yards. can do endoes for like 10-15 feet. burnouts just learned. i started stanind than sittin as im ridding the wheelie thats cool too. want to buy mine?

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#630 ·
Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

hmm well first i would need a motorcycle liscence then in order to get that i would need a drivers liscence and to even afford it i would need a much better job! so maybe it like 5 years ill take you up on it! haha why are you selling your toys anyway???

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#631 ·
Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

MOVING ON UP TO THE EAST SIDE BABY, TO A DELUXE APARTMENT IN THE SKYYYY. I'M TRING TO ELIMINATE ALL MY DEBT. SO I CAN GET out of my house next year and not worry about payments when i leave. i will swicthing jobs possibly to another county or state and don't want to worry. i might just travel for a while and work here and there. i want to see the country we live in. there is too much in this world to settle in one place for. besides i want a bigger bike with fuel inj. fourth gear wheelies baby wooo hooo

When in doubt, GAS IT
 
#632 ·
does DRM read this??

I'm glad I didnt get a street bike when I was younger.... I would have been splatted by now (more than likely)

The dirt is for the most part uncluttered with fools talking on phones or playing with there raidos.

But I have seen and been in more than my share of head-on's in the dirt when dumb asses go the wrong way.....

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#636 ·
Re: does DRM read this??

Damm... and thats what this place has been missing /wwwthreads_images/icons/laugh.gif it's been full of inept answers and responces...

Amazing how much free time you have when you cant get on line.....

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#637 ·
Re: does DRM read this??

yeah splattered i feel will be coming soon to a theatre near you. but its just one of those things. hey i have the ability to ride wheelies. when i was a kid i loved it WHEN OTHER PEople dit it, so now i return the favor

When in doubt, GAS IT
 
#638 ·
Now You have a friend in the dimond business

OK.....

this is bad.....

I just realized that the guys who do the music for Rugrats and that other skater/surfing cartoon (ALWAYS forget the name) are the same guys from...... DEVO /wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif
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#639 ·
Re: Now You have a friend in the dimond business

JUST WHIP-IT, WHIT-IT GOOD, DER NER NER NER NIT NER NER NER NAH, GO FOWARD ,MOVE AHEAD, WE CAN DO IT SUMPIN SUMPIN SUMPIN, JUST WHIP IT GOOD

When in doubt, GAS IT
 
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#640 ·
Re: Now You have a friend in the dimond business

gotta love them sumpin sumpin sumpin lyrics...anybody heard Bia Bia yet?? I love that song. If the shop doesn't get my valves adjusted by friday, im gonna go down there hang them from there necks, take of there pants, and spread there legs, take a yard stick, and play ping pong with there balls, then im gonna shove a hot oil dipstick up there asses, and fu(k up there faces.

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UGH, I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
 
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#641 ·
Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

WoooHooo!! I just called, it's done, gonna pick it up thursday, i will be out untill sunday on it, /wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif. Can't wait.

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UGH, I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS.
 
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#642 ·
Re: Now You have a friend in the dimond business

you **** sure listen to alot of gay ass music

You wear your silver chain but the cross won't stop the lies,you believe in nothing
Kenton Thomas,Portal
 
#644 ·
Re: Now You have a friend in the dimond business

im with port on this...metal milita hoo yeah!

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#645 ·
Re: Now You have a friend in the dimond business

no, but
do you know who
trent reznor
eddie van halen
jimi page
jimi hendrix
james maynard kenan
toni iommi
ozzy
BRUCE
and
chris cornell are? you littl boy band brat
buaaaaaahaahahahahah

You wear your silver chain but the cross won't stop the lies,you believe in nothing
Kenton Thomas,Portal
 
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#646 ·
Re: Now You have a friend in the dimond business

once again if people like yz(who have taste) would like to hear a fresh, hard band, please direct your screen to
portalrecords.ca or http://artists3.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/Portal/
where you can listen to their ****e and even buy thier cd if you so please.

YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPIONTED, I GARANTEEEEE

You wear your silver chain but the cross won't stop the lies,you believe in nothing
Kenton Thomas,Portal
 
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#647 ·
Re: Now You have a friend in the dimond business

I SCENE THAT SITE but i don't have speakers at work. i like all listed but not big fan of nin. zepplin, no qaurter rocks ayazzzzz

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#648 ·
Re: Now You have a friend in the dimond business

i actually meant to write '98warrior' but yz came out and i am waaaay to lazy to retype that shyte

You wear your silver chain but the cross won't stop the lies,you believe in nothing
Kenton Thomas,Portal
 
#651 ·
Re: Now You have a friend in the dimond business

port- im listening to them right now..they are pretty good...like most hardcore bands i think the voice is alittle weak and i think they need to be alittle heavier in some songs (another day is awsome!) but they are as good as any other band of their style out there if not better

there are some pretty long threads out there...on atvconnection this one guy had a bet that he could get over 1000 replies in 48 hours...he made it...last i saw it was at like 1400 or something

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