OK... we are not that bored...

Unknown member · Feb 13, 2001

Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

Ahh yes...

Q: How do you know when it''s bedtime at Michael Jackson''s home?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit?
A: A fruit stand.

Q: Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock?
A: He loved taking deliveries in the rear.

Q: Why do gay men make good linemen?
A: They love penetrating the defense.

Q: Why couldn''t the gay quarterback make it in the NFL?
A: He was too foreward with his passes.

Q: How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat?
A: Put pussy hair around her dinner plate.

Q: What do you call a fart in the men''s room of a gay bar?
A: A love call.

Q: Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?
A: He loved it in the can.

Kyron · Jul 6, 2001

Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

LOL... chubby, I thought you said colon.....

Blame Canada

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336 · Jul 6, 2001

Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

uh you beat us in the war of 1812? we didnt really lose and you were the brits at the time...but anyway i believe in the aroostook war (little border dispute with you) we kicked you guys good!!

The only differnece between riders and animals is we arn't afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
I'm 98Warrior but i have an 89Banshee too!

Guest · Jul 6, 2001

Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

Only partially true Warrior. Most of the troops were British but alot were volunteers from the provinces. My ancestors fought as we were Loyalists granted lands by the Queen to settle here.

Guest · Jul 6, 2001

Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

DON'T BLAME IT ON THE CANUCKS, BLAME IT ON STEVE AND JOEL!!(hehe).

LISTEN TO YOUR VALVES.

Guest · Jul 7, 2001

Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

yup thats right
ya maybe i'l try em out rite now its:
new tool
iron maiden
led zep
van halen
mudvayne and godsmack

You wear your silver chain but the cross won't stop the lies,you believe in nothing
Kenton Thomas,Portal

Kyron · Jul 8, 2001

Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

They might be giants ....................... and the old Bestie Boys before they got whit guilt and sold out

_____ You know what DNA stands for???? ... National Dyslexia Association.... fu its funney/wwwthreads_images/icons/laugh.gif

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Guest · Jul 12, 2001

Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

For mixed up dyslexic people too isnt DNA AND backwords. Oh well!

Kevin
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Guest · Jul 12, 2001

Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

it __________________________________ribonucleaic acid

You wear your silver chain but the cross won't stop the lies,you believe in nothing
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Guest · Jul 13, 2001

Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

Dioxy Ribonucleic Acid

Kevin
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Kyron · Jul 14, 2001

Re: Dont be a \"Lurker\" the offical useless topic

Please tell me you had to look it up /wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif

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Kyron · Jul 14, 2001

Silly song of the moment???

Has anyone else heard that "thrash-metal" song that says

"I Love the way you SMACK my ASS"..... I LMAO every time I hear it and I'm waiting for my daughter to catch that line and ask...."Why"...."Would anyone"

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Guest · Jul 15, 2001

Re: Silly song of the moment???

nah, can't say i've heard it...i love that song "back that azz up" though.

Please, DON'T explain...

Guest · Jul 15, 2001

Re: Silly song of the moment???

Try the band Disturbed, Are You Breathing Now?

Kyron · Jul 15, 2001

Re: Silly song of the moment???

Is that who it is??? Disturbed?? cool......

Hey (ok this is dumb) I was reading on DRN about Seth and some guy said how all the long posts are about some weird flame.... all I could "think" of is HA HAH HA, here is a twenty somthing page topic about NOTHING....

ya I'm bored at work......... but not for long!!! it will get busy later /wwwthreads_images/icons/laugh.gif

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Guest · Jul 15, 2001

Re: Silly song of the moment???

get busy.

Please, DON'T explain...

Kyron · Jul 15, 2001

Re: Silly song of the moment???

OK.. I heard the song again.... it's from some band called "Puddle of Mud" and the song is called "Controll" it's about S&M /wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif

I am busy... I hate answering the phones sometimes... sometimes...

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Guest · Jul 15, 2001

gixxer sled

k, i know ive said this a million times but i should have pics back from our trip to jackson hole this week!!
i'l post em when i get em.

www.ualberta.ca/~uacsc

You wear your silver chain but the cross won't stop the lies,you believe in nothing
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Kyron · Jul 16, 2001

Re: gixxer sled

(gawd I hope this dosn't sound bad....)

There's no more snow in Jackson Hole, is there?????

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Guest · Jul 16, 2001

Re: gixxer sled

im sorry miss jackson, woooooooooooooo, i am for REAAAAL, never meant to make your daughter cry, i a-pol-i-gize a million times....

Please, DON'T explain...

336 · Jul 16, 2001

MCM2

hey i just got motocros madness 2 and it is pretty cool...one problem though the engine noise is really quiet like can hear it barely but the only sound i can hear is the *crash!* *ooooff!* stuff when i crash..this pisses me off i want to hear my yz250 scream! any suggestions?

The only differnece between riders and animals is we arn't afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
I'm 98Warrior but i have an 89Banshee too!

Guest · Jul 16, 2001

Re: MCM2

i "had" that game, then a let a friend borrow it, and he moved out of his house and forgot the game, fukin bastard...but go to opttions, and browse around, you will find it...they have a horsepower cheat for that too...you can have any hp, i like about 400 peak hp.

Please, DON'T explain...

Guest · Jul 16, 2001

Re: MCM2

Just got back from Pismo!!! It was awesome!!! I love riding in sand, every dune is a jump and doing big carves on the face of the dunes. WOW!!!!!

Kevin
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Guest · Jul 16, 2001

sweet

sounds sweet, what did you go there with? I have always wanted to go there, but would be the laughing stock with my bike.

Please, DON'T explain...

Guest · Jul 16, 2001

Re: sweet

ya bud just go to 'sound options' its all there. you got an award bike yet?

no jackson will not have any snow. it hardly had any in march unless you really looked. there's still snow in bc by revelstoke if you reeeeeeaaly want to look for it and you jet your sled for like 10,500 feet

You wear your silver chain but the cross won't stop the lies,you believe in nothing
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336 · Jul 16, 2001

Re: sweet

all i see in sounds options is interface volume and game volume..no engine volume! maybe im just missing it...

The only differnece between riders and animals is we arn't afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
I'm 98Warrior but i have an 89Banshee too!

OK... we are not that bored...

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