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The Story of Ed

Loving Husband Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife was really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE."

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.
 
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My wife and I were talking about a living will the other day.....

I told her that the moment I become dependant on a machine and clear fluids to keep me alive, just take them away....

She then got up, turned off the TV and took away my beer.........
 

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You guys sit around and think this stuff up or what??
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Thanks for a good laugh, both of you.
 

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As Larry the Cable Guy would say....

"Now that's funny right there.." /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
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