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Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans?

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, halthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
 

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Not all Democrats are bad..... just the live ones.

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There, fixed it for you!

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Not all Democrats are bad..... just the ones who speak and breed.
 

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I'm glad we have a Republican administration. Would hate to see the price of gas if the oil people weren't in office. :rolleyes:
 

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Take a look world wide and you'll find that EVERYONE is having the same problem with oil prices. Then think about where they would be if Gore and his Keoto treaty had got into office. But it's easier to just point fingers.
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i like stereotypes...and i like gun

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Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"

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/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif so true so true..........
 

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I agree on all except your reloading to quickly. A full sized Glock .40 with a high cap holds 15 and one in the pipe!!!
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agree on all except your reloading to quickly. A full sized Glock .40 with a high cap holds 15 and one in the pipe!!!
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He He He,,, any GOOD Southern Republican will be using a Colt GOV. 45apc with the 8rd mag and one in the pipe /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/AR15firing.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/AR15firing.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/AR15firing.gif
 
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