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YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I'm freezing my ass off during these long winters and paying, paying, paying?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut-the-Hell-up already.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.

I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.....and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the
world for the next four years.

I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making "donations" to their cause. These people should be targets.


I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.

And what the hell is going on with gas prices... again?

If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.

We need our country back!
 

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I must be a really bad American.....I'm kickin this back to the top where it belongs.
 

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Good or bad.......I love it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/40BEER.gif
To the top with it. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

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Psst Tom.... read that again.... it's fake (not Carlin).

There's nothing wrong with it in my view (someone will likely enlighten me), but It's not Carlin.

Here's a page off of Carlin's web site:

The following is an email making the rounds that George Carlin did NOT write.

And in searching around a bit to refresh my sorry memory I found this page:

The Bad American

It sounds much more like Carlin and I'm pretty sure that some of the lines are a quote (but out of context), likely not constructed by Carlin.

Carlin is just that fed up old guy.... never know maybe I wrote them both.

And for fun.....

Here's Carlin's site:

George Carlin

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Thanks Tom /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Still true, Sept the shooting people who run,, I say turn the dog loose, Less paperwork!!
 

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Still true, Sept the shooting people who run,, I say turn the dog loose, Less paperwork!!

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Just my opinion as a taxpayer.... would rather pay your overtime to do paperwork before feeding a dirtbag in some lock up for years. Then again overcrowding will likely get him released anyway.

Tough call huh.

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Good post.
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I liked George Carlin back when he had most of his marbles.
 
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