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MICHIGAN BLAZER
89 Blazer Fullsize
87 Jeep Cherokee
65 IH Scout

 

Too good!

One hand on wheel, one hand applying makeup, eyes in mirror behind visor, stereo at full blast, no turn signal, late for work: St. Louis

TEX

/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif Got Mud?
G.U.M.B.O. Mud Racing

 

One hand on wheel of expensive european car slightly turned, looking like they're gonna pull over but still blocking middle of street, one foot on brake, stopped at green light, cell phone in other hand, looking through window for parking at Starbucks and knowing that the entire world revolves around them...
Manhattan Beach, CA

 

One hand on the wheel the other on the shifter, one foot light on the gas the other light on the brake, head out the window checking for tire placement while somebody says "Right, alittle more, easy, left, left, easy"......The Rubicon

One foot deep in the gas, both hands gripping the wheel, mud flying 70 feet in the air.........Pick your local mud pit

 

Snow flying everywhere, one foot heavy on the throttle, other foot failing to get a grip on the brake because of a big "lump" of melting snow under my shoe, and worrying about my rear axle and driveshafts = Me (On a peaceful Sunday drive in Sweden)

Andreas

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left knee under the steering wheel, cell phone in one hand, the other hand pointing directions to the person on the cell phone(?), right foot flat on the noise pedal, eyes looking for the dropped cigarette.....Saudi Arabia

knife

 

Heres me with my girl, well this was when I had a truck.(and shes not my girl anymore) Right hand holding girlfriends hand(or whatever i was holding at the time), left hand reaching over to shift into second, left leg letting out clutch, right leg giving some gas, left elbow steering the wheel. And managing to look over and smile at her...and then change the radio station too.(well maybe after i shifted)
amazing I never crashed into anything.
not that that would stop me or anything.


Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire...

 

Right foot MASHED thru the carpet,left foot hovering over the brake,both hands strangling the wheel,grinding my teeth, three feet off the back bumper of a moron doing 65 in the fast lane, figuring a way to mount a machine gun behind my grille...ME trying to fight thru Cleveland traffic to get to work. Right foot feeding just enough gas to throw a nice roost of mud and still climb out of the hole, left foot modulating the wet brakes, left hand working the wheel side-side to slip thru a Blazer sized gap in the trees, firewood and beer and Hi-Lift bouncing around in back, and a big ass Grin on my face-Me on a good Saturday night.

 

Both feet holding the gas pedal to the firewall, both hands on the wheel, one eye on the tach, one looking out for obstacles in front: Me driving off road /wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif

Tim
/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif '79 Suburban 4x4 454, 35x12.5s
/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif '85 S15 4x4 2.8l, 235/75's

 

Okay SheWheeler, I live in nj and here's how #3 goes....
one hand scatching your head confusingly, head turned towards the back seat, yelling at everybody back there (usually over ocupied with kids and annoying relatives), feet resting gently on the brake, going 20 (and signaling at every corner like you have a clue where you are going) in a 45 zone because you don't know your way around anywhere beyond your driveway because you take the bus to the city every day......all while yelling at the cellphone.
Add to that, everybody is going to the same two crowded malls on the same roads (with traffic lights every 5 blocks), and at the same time, and it's enough to make you wanna put flamethrowers at both ends of your truck

 

I'll add one from where I live...
Wall Street Journal spread across steering wheel, electric shaver (or mascara wand (depending on gender)) in one hand, doing 90mph in a 65mph zone, weaving in and out of traffic, flapping on cell phone, head up a$$ -- San Jose-San Franciso Bay Area, California.

Cheryle

/wwwthreads_images/icons/blush.gifweehaa!

 

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One hand on spotlight handle, one hand on wheel, driving really slow down a backroad at night. Girlfriend: feeding 30/30 shells into the magazine, handing ya then gun. AT NIGHT

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the mirror, waving at every chevy pickup we pass, driving 25 in a 20 thru town hoping to meet someone we know to swap stories with at the Dairy Queen. IN DAYTIME.

Durant, Oklahoma

LakeTex
Durant, OK
'79 Blazer in progress

 

One foot on the gas, one eye on the tach, other eye looking out for cops, pedestrians, & F*RDs, stereo(one speaker) going full blast, Rifle(in padded case) bouncing around in bed: Me driving out to the range on a Sunday.

--Drew
83 S10 Ext Cab
drew_kay@home.off-road.com
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