No more costly overhauls!!

CJDave · Oct 17, 2003

At long last a company has "perfected" Overhaul-in-a-can, and we can FINALLY quit tearing down engines and regrinding crankshafts! Yep......I just got a pop up this morning from JCW that shows a product that eliminates the need for tearing down an engine and overhauling it in the classic sense. Even for JCW, the claims that they make about the product are, well, a real eye-roller.

Got a used car to sell? One that DRINKS oil? One that knocks and smokes? THIS new product is the answer! Ferget those pesky wrenches and all that grease and grime; that's yesterday's technology. Overhaul-in-a-can is for modern folks who value their spare time and don't really like getting greasy.

2887 · Oct 17, 2003

sad thing is that it will sell... Theres too many sheep out there these days!

083 · Oct 17, 2003

You have a link so I can buy some?

LEVE · Oct 17, 2003

1. Use it wisely!

1437 · Oct 17, 2003

just bought 6 bottles.....i can add it to the still for more kick to the white lightning

later
john

WILL · Oct 17, 2003

It's tempting to try that in my almost dead and badly smoking M38A1 engine. I wonder if the pellets will be compatible with the exhaust valves in the block though.

uglyjeepoffroad · Oct 17, 2003

Like Rrich said a while back,
If everything in the JCWhitney catalog worked as good as it says, how often would you have to stop and drain the extra gas out of the tank?

517 · Oct 17, 2003

I heard that a consortium of auto makers had bought up the patent on this old invention in order to suppress it, as it would ruin their business of replacing worn out automobiles. It is only now that the patent has run out, that manufacturors are free to produce this miraculous product.

Operators are standing by. Call NOW!

jeeperjohn · Oct 17, 2003

If I had heard of this two weeks ago I could have saved a lot of money. Oh and lets not forget all the time that would have saved by not having to pull the engine. Oh well live and learn. Might buy a some to use as a trail fix. Yeah that's it, rebuild your engine while you wait for the guy in front of you to get winched out.

Remember this? http://www.kalecoauto.com

Dirt Dog · Oct 17, 2003

And it really works.

I got some this last week......DRANK THE WHOLE CAN....CHEWED ALL THE PELLETS.........
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Now, I'm 16 again, full of energy, fit as a fiddle, and 4" longer

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You gotta love the JCW ads.

2887 · Oct 18, 2003

that puts you up to what, like 6 total....

Sorry, I really couldn't resist on that one!

I am still laughing though!

Dirt Dog · Oct 18, 2003

Heck I was gunning for five.

But thanks for noticing.

2887 · Oct 18, 2003

as long as you didn't pay the 19.95 or whatever and get no performance results at all....

Dirt Dog · Oct 18, 2003

It's a can of the fountain of youth and a dose of viagra rolled into one.

Hahahaha

2887 · Oct 18, 2003

"Remember this? http://www.kalecoauto.com"

laughing my ass off, I hadn't seen that one before! Whoever did that, they took some time and did a good job. Now they just need a spot to give your credit card info and a shipping address.....

No more costly overhauls!!

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