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Need a sugar-momma

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If anyone knows an out of work sugar momma, I'm desperately in need. One with lots of money who likes jeeps and doesn't ask too many questions. Yeah, the winch is supposed to be next (right after the dual batteries) but lately, I've been really attracted to the t18 swap, the locking diffs, and my personal holy grail...the underhood welder! If anyone knows where I could find one of these elusive sugar mommas, please let me know ASAP. I would even settle for a money tree.

Someone asked me what I want to do with my life. I told them I dreamed of making a million dollars in farming like my father. They said, "your father made a million dollars in farming?" I said, "no, but he dreamed about it."

Measure once, cut twice...or is that the other way around?
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look farmjeep.. do i have to kill you? you better step off.. that is my turf.. and mine alone.. the first sugar lady is mine.. you can have her sister, or ugly friend.... . .

survival is instinct, but living takes guts
/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif I almost hate to mention this, but about six years ago, by the sheerest coincidence I met someone who has turned out to be an absolute stellar wife for almost four years now; is a real gung-ho Jeepchick, and makes 60K. Pinch me, I must be dreaming./wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif

I never believe any statistics unless my moonguys /wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif made 'em up themselves.
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ok cjdave.. how bout i shoot you.?!?!?! just messin.. if you happen to find another.. point her my way..
but on a better note.. i will say congratulations!! and i wish you both the best...

survival is instinct, but living takes guts
I've got ya all beet. My better half makes great money and loves to 4x. She has a Land Rover (I have the Jeep :) ) that she loves to spend money on!!!

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