Merry Christmas jpvm! Now after seeing that list of greatings of yours I have to ask how much time to you have to burn each day?!

'95 Pathfinder SE-V6
'75 IH Scout II

 

LOOK OUT SANTA!! YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE RAN OVER BY A TURBOCHARGED NISSAN!!!

Hehehe. If I don't get that A/C lift I asked for because Santa's in traction, I'm comin' after you JP.

Sean

 

Merry x-mas to one and all, everyone have a great holiday, may all your wishes come true!

TONY(HARDBODY)

 

haahahahahaha Tojo, it is just a copy and paste away on the Internet, and just 25 min at 11:30 pm at night bro. Also I am receiving copies of present lists for Xmas...ho ho ho ho hoho oohohohohhohohohohohohoh.....
Wow ... gotta get back to works dudes !!!

JP ("men at work")....

 

Yet another tribute to JP's creativity and high amounts of free time..he he. Happy Holidays to all!

Happy Trails
Wade Colvard
Path26@aol.com
http://hometown.aol.com/path26/myhomepage/index.html

 

Happy Yule to all!! Nice one JP, just think what you could do if you directed all this creative time at your truck!!! It would probably be pulled by 8 flying reindeer!!! hehehe

Thanatoz
/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gifIts a JEEP thing, I woundn't understand it...and I don't give a $#!^!!!

 

WHEN SANTA RUNS OUT OF PROZAC

Dear Santa,
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a goodboy all yeer.
YeR FReND,
BiLLy
> > > >
Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare
specialist. How 'bout I send you a f*cking book so you can learn to
read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at
least HE
can spell!
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask
for
is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah
> > > >
Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck.
Please, I really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Joey
> > > >
Dear Joey,
Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch
your
house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with.
Santa

>*************************************************************************
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like
for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love, Teddy
> > > >
Dear Teddy,
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with
the babysitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son!
Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I need more Pokemon cards please! All my friends have more
Pokemon cards than me. Please see what you can do.
Love, Michelle
> > > >
Dear Michelle,
It blows my f*cking mind. Kids are forcing their parents to
buy hundreds of dollars worth of these stupid cards, and none of you
snot-nosed brats are even learning to play the game. Let me get you
something
more your speed, like "Chutes and Ladders."
Santa
> > > >

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Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a
dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis
> > > >
Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays?
Santa
> > > >

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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left
carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love, Susan
> > > >
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the sh*ts and carrots make the deer fart in
my
face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and
some Toblerone
Santa
> > > >

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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you
making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
> > > >
Dear Thomas,
All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where
I spend most my time squeezing cocktail waitresses asses, and losing all
my cash at the craps table. Hey, YOU wanted to know!
Santa

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Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when
we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica
(SORRY JESSICA, I DIDN'T WRITE THESE) /wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif

> > > >
Dear Jessica,
You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm
skipping your house...
Santa

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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please
please PLEASE
Timmy
> > > >
Timmy,
That whiney begging sh*t may work with your folks, but that
crap don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa

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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into
our
home?
Love, Marky
> > > >
Mark,
Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're
getting your ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a
house;
that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get
inside
your pad just like all the burglars do-- through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams!
Santa

"My Drinking Team Has A Rockcrawling Problem"

 

Bah Hum Bug to you too Chris! Sheesh!

Thanatoz
/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gifIts a JEEP thing, I woundn't understand it...and I don't give a $#!^!!!

 

Hahahaha! Awh common, I thought those were hilarious, aren't we supposed to laugh and be merry? /wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif

"My Drinking Team Has A Rockcrawling Problem"

 

And a Merry Christmas to you all too. We have much to be thankful for, good friends (some whom we have yet to meet), good cheer, and the finest, most reliable SUV/Trucks anywhere.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

Brian Oberle
95 Pathfinder XE

 

ho ho ho ho ho ho Merry Christmas, Merry christmas guys !!! Prancer.... STOP !!!
Again guys, I am just being badly classified: I am not a mexicali boy sleeping under his hat the whole day !!!! I work my As* from 7:15 AM to 6 PM all days, it is just sheer creativity , fast thinking dudes haahahahahahahah

Chris: THOSE WERE SOME FUNNY PIECES OF S**T DUDE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED REALLY ,AND I WON'T ANALIZE THEIR CONTENT, BUT THE MAIN ISSUE HERE IS BEING AMONG GOOD FRIENDS AND BE MERRY.

Let's keep this post here alive until Xmas allright ?

JP/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif
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