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I was thinking about dropping my CJ so it sit on the ground. I also want to put a coffee can tunable exhaust on it so it will sound like crap. I think this will make people look at me real funny and laugh. I like being laughed at like all self respecting people. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Just kidding. I thought I could get a rise out of some people and start a new thread of humor. Have a good day everybody. /wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif

/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif'46 CJ 2-A Rusty, but still fun to drive and easy to work on./wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif
 
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You forgot the boom box that takes up so much power, you need a 1000amp altinator to just power it....of course you have to have the box in the back sticking up so everone can see it....and you aim it to the rear because that is where you really get all of you power for forward motion....seeing how the engine only has enough juice for the altinator......

oh....and don't forget the cool neon lights underneath that make you look like a UFO from a distance.....

and if you really want to be cool....you need one of those brass Car Club trophys in the back seat.....that way eveyone knows that your jeep looks that way for looks only, and has no simularities to a REAL jeep that is functional....I can see it now.....you have to put it into 4 low and tell all your friends to get out just so you can make it over speed bumps without hitting the ole pumpkin on it.......

John......southern CA
84CJ7, 3"lift, 32"BFG, 4.10's, ARB Locker, Solid Axle's, Durabak
 

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/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif I think I should put one of those paint jobs on it that makes everybody want to puke. Then I will go down to my local Rent-A-Wheel and get a set of 12 inch by 12 inch wheels and I will put tires on it that are almost bald and very low profile. Thanks for reminding me about all the performance stickers, I almost forgot about them. I just remembered that I need hydraulics too!! so I can bounce myself over those potholes in the streets and for the speedbumps in the parking lot. I guess I will have to take the axles out, turn the motor sideways and convert it to front wheel drive only. After I am done with these mods I can start taking it out "cruisin" with all the "vatos" and we can smoke dope and snort cocaine. That will be real fun eh? /wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif

/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif'46 CJ 2-A Rusty, but still fun to drive and easy to work on./wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif
 
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Do you still have the four-cylinder? If so, you have to get a Supertrapp or a Monza type exhaust tip so it has that little braaaaap, braaaap sound to it!/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif
 

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It still has the flathead four in it. I think it will be a bit hard to mount sideways though. If you refer to my first post I said it needed a coffee can exhaust, which is the same as the Monza tip. I just didn't know who made them. After all, I am a jeepdude, not a civicdude.

/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif'46 CJ 2-A Rusty, but still fun to drive and easy to work on./wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif
 
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