Just as long as I don't have to act like a flaming idiot, I don't think I can do as good a job at that as that guy that lives in the White House. /wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif

Brad (from the 4 Wheeling center of the universe, 4 corners USA)

 

OOH, OOH, can I be the leader of the Department of Transportation? Transportation Secretary, I believe the title is? hehe /wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif

Tim
"The_Sandman_454"
/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif '79 Suburban 4x4 454, 6" lift, 35x12.5s & '85 GMC S15 4x4

 

Ohh Ohh Ohhh can I be secretary of state? In the movies these guys alwasy know stuff the president doesn't like in that one movie Indipendance day, they knew where the captured UFO was. That way I would be first to know of any secret military 4x4's.

Grim-Reaper

 

Ok here goes As your new president-JeeperCreeper as your new Sec. Of Transp. Sandman and as Sec. Of State-Grim Reaper i will now sign my first executive order (the first of MANY) i proclaim Nobody as official ambassador to all terrorist organizations both domestic and foreign. From now on the Klinton legacy will be stricken from all records both private and public. The Land Grab is now repealed along with the Crime-prevention bill. All firearms registrys have been destroyed and Chevrolet is the official truck of the U.S.A.!!!

 

Ohhhhhhh baby! Let me be Secretary of the Treasury. I'd control the Secret Service & have an endless supply of Suburbans at my disposal /wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif.

TEX

/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif Got Mud?
G.U.M.B.O. Mud Racing

 

As your new president I signed several things into law today. First, all citizens who own at least one OHV or 4by and use it off highway at least one day a month are now exempt from income tax. Second, all employers, public and private must give 14 days a year to employees to be used strictly for the purpose of wheeling. And finally, I have formed a task force to make sure all states have at least 50 trails that are rated at least a 3, with at least 10 percent of all trails being 4+. More to come. /wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif

Brad (from the 4 Wheeling center of the universe, 4 corners USA)

 

How about diverting 50% of the gas tax away from road construction & into trail construction? /wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif

TEX

/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif Got Mud?
G.U.M.B.O. Mud Racing

 

How about just eliminate gas taxes.. Those who wheel (at least me) would prefer to have no maintained roads... Just makes the commute seem more like something fun, like a trail ride... hehehe If those with cars want nice paved roads, they can pay for 'em... hehehe /wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif /wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif /wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif

Tim
"The_Sandman_454"
/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif '79 Suburban 4x4 454, 6" lift, 35x12.5s & '85 GMC S15 4x4

 

No maintained roads, eh? Hmmmmmmm, that would probably cut down on traffic quite a bit. And hey, even our old buddy nobody would like you since your idea will result in less pollution, since there will be so much less driving going on. You may have something there.

TEX

/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif Got Mud?
G.U.M.B.O. Mud Racing

 

Perhaps a few maintained roads, but only the ones that go between major cities, and perhaps a few others.. but nothing else.. hehe.. more fun the other way.. As Secretary of Transportation, I will put the full power of the government into finding a way to inexpensively synthesize gasoline at prices well below the price of authentic dino juice in the mid east.. hehehe /wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif

Tim
"The_Sandman_454"
/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif '79 Suburban 4x4 454, 6" lift, 35x12.5s & '85 GMC S15 4x4

 

I demand that a new cabinet position for Off Road be created. Along with a huge budget for me as Deputy to explore and report on the Uninventoried areas that the Forest Service has. No questions shall be asked when I submit bills for my unlimited expense account which might have fishing gear, hunting gear, truck parts, beer, etc., etc. on it...

 

Off road will be included under transportation, especially when I outlaw paved roads, then I'll control it... /wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif

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Hey, this Government stuff could prove to be fun after all.. hehe.. Make a Jeep the Presidential Limo.. As Secretary of Transportation, I'll have to make my official vehicle a full military version HMMWV, complete with guided missile launcher, just to ensure our safety on off road trips.. hehehe...

Tim
"The_Sandman_454"
/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif '79 Suburban 4x4 454, 6" lift, 35x12.5s & '85 GMC S15 4x4