OK...
So the story starts in my kitchen (I'm a bachelor... For good reason.)...
A friend and I were casting lead weights in a mold we had made. The weights will fit the stock of an AR-15 to help add mass, and to balance the rifle a little.
Anyway, He decided to drop some cold lead in the hot pot while I'm not looking.
If none of you have done this, it creates one hell of a pop and molten lead flies everywhere, including a pretty good coating on the back of the Stupid guys hand and fore arm...
The skin IMMEDIATELY blistered, and peeled off with the lead, so he's got some damn good second degree burns.
I snatched the lead off the stove, off his arms and stuck his arms in the freezer frost until I could get the first aid kit open...
(I'm no alter boy, so I have a 'First Aid' kit you could do field surgery with...)
I'm assuming from all of the screaming and whining going on he's never been hurt that bad before, and he was beginning to panic...
He wanted to go to the hospital emergency room...
OK with me, I have home owners insurance, and besides, I was low on the antibacterial cream I needed anyway...
We get his arm & hand under ice packs, and off to the hospital we go!
Well, he wants to drive an hour to HIS favorite hospital (way out in the boondocks)...
So we get to the hospital of choice, and into the emergency room we go.
Everything we had for plans are shot to hell now, might as well make the most of this.
Out comes this tall, redhead ER nurse, looked straight at me and said, "What happened to him?"
Now, I'm kind of taken aback by this, because shouldn't they be asking HIM what happened?
I said, "He's stupid. Now he's burned and stupid."
She said, (in a loud clear voice) "He's burned, you are probably the cause, don't give me any crap! WHAT HAPPENED?"
Anyway, when we took Stupid in to get his bandage changed Sunday night, the same nurse was working again.
She and I got to talking, and I found out she likes to go camping...
(Score for the nurse...)
So, after we get home again, she calls me and asks if everything is going OK, I tell here that Stupid is whining a lot, but I think it's just so I'll get him some more beer...
She offers to come over the next night and change his bandage so we don't get another emergency room charge...
Monday night she comes over, changes his bandage, and notices my black powder pistols on top of the boob tube cabinet.
She says,"I love black powder shooting, but I don't have much time for it anymore."
(Score another for the nurse...)
We small talk for a while, I get her number, she gets ready to leave, so I walk her out to the driveway...
A VERY WELL TAKEN CARE OF CJ-7 With V-8 and 34" tires is what she drives!
Says it's very cold natured, and a real b*tch to keep running on cold or wet days!
(I told her I could fix that pretty quick!)
I asked her out on the weekend, and she wants to go to 1. The big gun show this weekend. 2. To the new tool store that just opened!
Now, lets recap...
1. She owns a Jeep CJ with V-8
2. She loves guns.
3. Can't wait to go to the gun show.
4. Can't wait to go to the tool store.
5. Can and will work, and has a good job.
6. Can sew my butt up when I do something stupid.
7. Is pretty good looking, and has a GREAT a$$.
8. Doesn't take any crap off of anybody.
9. LIKES ME! (without being medicated)
10. Likes to go camping.
Now, what would you do?
YUP! Me too, in a heart beat!
So many cats, so few recipes...
So the story starts in my kitchen (I'm a bachelor... For good reason.)...
A friend and I were casting lead weights in a mold we had made. The weights will fit the stock of an AR-15 to help add mass, and to balance the rifle a little.
Anyway, He decided to drop some cold lead in the hot pot while I'm not looking.
If none of you have done this, it creates one hell of a pop and molten lead flies everywhere, including a pretty good coating on the back of the Stupid guys hand and fore arm...
The skin IMMEDIATELY blistered, and peeled off with the lead, so he's got some damn good second degree burns.
I snatched the lead off the stove, off his arms and stuck his arms in the freezer frost until I could get the first aid kit open...
(I'm no alter boy, so I have a 'First Aid' kit you could do field surgery with...)
I'm assuming from all of the screaming and whining going on he's never been hurt that bad before, and he was beginning to panic...
He wanted to go to the hospital emergency room...
OK with me, I have home owners insurance, and besides, I was low on the antibacterial cream I needed anyway...
We get his arm & hand under ice packs, and off to the hospital we go!
Well, he wants to drive an hour to HIS favorite hospital (way out in the boondocks)...
So we get to the hospital of choice, and into the emergency room we go.
Everything we had for plans are shot to hell now, might as well make the most of this.
Out comes this tall, redhead ER nurse, looked straight at me and said, "What happened to him?"
Now, I'm kind of taken aback by this, because shouldn't they be asking HIM what happened?
I said, "He's stupid. Now he's burned and stupid."
She said, (in a loud clear voice) "He's burned, you are probably the cause, don't give me any crap! WHAT HAPPENED?"
Anyway, when we took Stupid in to get his bandage changed Sunday night, the same nurse was working again.
She and I got to talking, and I found out she likes to go camping...
(Score for the nurse...)
So, after we get home again, she calls me and asks if everything is going OK, I tell here that Stupid is whining a lot, but I think it's just so I'll get him some more beer...
She offers to come over the next night and change his bandage so we don't get another emergency room charge...
Monday night she comes over, changes his bandage, and notices my black powder pistols on top of the boob tube cabinet.
She says,"I love black powder shooting, but I don't have much time for it anymore."
(Score another for the nurse...)
We small talk for a while, I get her number, she gets ready to leave, so I walk her out to the driveway...
A VERY WELL TAKEN CARE OF CJ-7 With V-8 and 34" tires is what she drives!
Says it's very cold natured, and a real b*tch to keep running on cold or wet days!
(I told her I could fix that pretty quick!)
I asked her out on the weekend, and she wants to go to 1. The big gun show this weekend. 2. To the new tool store that just opened!
Now, lets recap...
1. She owns a Jeep CJ with V-8
2. She loves guns.
3. Can't wait to go to the gun show.
4. Can't wait to go to the tool store.
5. Can and will work, and has a good job.
6. Can sew my butt up when I do something stupid.
7. Is pretty good looking, and has a GREAT a$$.
8. Doesn't take any crap off of anybody.
9. LIKES ME! (without being medicated)
10. Likes to go camping.
Now, what would you do?
YUP! Me too, in a heart beat!
So many cats, so few recipes...
