find them!

 

call a locksmith

 

Are you serious?? If so I would walk to Starbucks and get a cup of coffee. Then I would sit down next to the best looking girl in there. I'd probably strike up a conversation with her. Then I would try to get her phone number so I could give her a ride on my new bicycle (since I lost my car keys.) After I took her home I'd probably ride my bike around the neighborhood waving at people and talking to myself. Then I would go buy a 12 pack of beer, get drunk and pass out. I'd then wake up about noon and go to Autozone and buy a air-freshener for my handle bars because evidently while I was drunk I threw up on my bike. While I was at Autozone I'd probably buy a front brake drum for a 57 chevy. Next I would pedal around town with the drum on my head (as a hat) because it's raining. Oh crap, my head is bleeding it's gushing all over. I would quickly pedal to the emergency room only to find out I wasn't bleeding, it was just the drum rusting down my face from the rain.

Does this story sound about as stupid as this question?

 

 

Re: Help! Lost my a$$

 

Re: Help! Lost my a$$

This post is bad as the stuck I never told you guys about. Dow!

 

Note: That post does not reflect the I.Q.'s of other Texans.

 

LMAO

Note: I Sure Hope this Post is Bogus !!

... & Norm - I got one-a them stories, too - recently, no less!

 

if you have a shop go in and get a hammer (ie lock pick) then take it to your PASSENGER window the reason we'll talk about later. find the center of the window go up 1.3 inches and mark .
next wack he crap out of it with window open reach in and open drivers door watch out for glass
the reason for the passenger window screw the passenger who cares if the get wet or cold

 

You forgot to include the lesson on the screwdriver in the ignition cylinder - he did say key(s), didn't he!!

 

well you puta big screw driver in to the ignition and hit it with a hammer till you snapp off the brass pin iside it then you can jsut run the ignition to start it.

 

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& Norm - I got one-a them stories, too - recently, no less!

[/ QUOTE ] Did yours involve having to pay a wrecker $120 for recovery?

 

Mooseykat, anyone????

 

Oh God NOOOOOOO!

 

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Did yours involve having to pay a wrecker $120 for recovery?

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must have details!

i once got glovebox deep in a river and buried in gravel to the rockers... cost me $100 to get out, that sucked. took a week to dry out my interior too, no more deep river FORDing for me

 

Re: stupid mistakes

Man, i wish tow trucks were that cheap over here

 

Stupid choice #1: I thought I'd just cruise around on some trails on the north end of town for about 15 minutes.
Stupid choice #2: If an ATV can do it, So can I!
Stupid choice #3: Walking myself back and forth in the sand untill my rear tire carier is flat against the hill and my front end is pointing strait up.
Stupid choice #4: Trying to dig myself out of a hopelessly stuck situation.
Facing the hard truth: Having to call wife and tell her that I have to pay the tow truck guy 120 bux to get my vehicle recovered.
This is why I'm working on getting a winch setup that I can pull from front or back. I'm not going though that again. Oh yeah. I now have a cool little gadget called a "cell phone" So I can call and inform my significant other of all my wheeling predicaments without having to walk miles to do so first.

 

i found out the hard way that cell phone are only good if you get a signal before i did the mods to mine i nailed it down to the frame front and back trying to pull my friends chevy out and as you put it
mistakes in order
1 listening to him tell me not to snatch him just ease him out so he wont mess up his plastic bumper
2 not carrying enough chain/straps to keep myself out of the mud

my new approach is if your not willing to lose some body parts then dont ask me to come get ya

 

Fortunately, no towing fees involved - thanks to the neighbor & his front-end loader!

• Stupid Decision #1 - So what if I haven't regeared the front yet - I've got a locker in the back!
• Stupid Decision #2 - It's only snow, I can push right through that!
• Stupid Decision #3 - Not realizing just how soft the ground was where I decided to leave the pavement!

• Why is it as stupid as this guy asking about losing his keys: It happened in my own back yard!!! Doh!

• Moral to the story: Don't be lazy, carry the d*mn firewood from backyard stack to frontporch rack by hand every time it snows!!!

Building a 4x4 on a budget

 

Poor guy. I never flamed anyone the first time I saw them here but damn! What a way to introduce yourself.

 

First impressions last forever.This guys secondary vehicle is a CHEVY, so we cant expect any common sense. hey Norm hows the weather in Carson City, Ive had it with this F*#*ing snow. IM MOVING

 

Guess you're getting quite the razzing there Bigyellow81

This forum isn't usually that hard on newcomers, guess you must have sparked something with the intro.

Anyway this sounds like something one of my brothers did(the same hosehead that backed my Bronco into the Arctic ocean and vapourized #8 piston on me), 15 years ago with his Escort.

He had an 86 Escort Pony, which was the cheapest Ford you could possibly buy in 86. A complete stripper, which they paid dearly for by selling it to him.

Long story short, I took hosehead's VIN # into the Ford parts counter, they looked it up and cut me two key for him that fit like a glove.

Hope they go back as far as 1981, for your sake.

Sixlitre

 

so what if he drives a chevy!

 

Yah so what if he drives a chevy, it could be

honda!

 

O crap, Ive pissed off the moderator.

Its really an Izuzu,a General Motors product,thats why its broke down in my driveway. I use it for storage more than wheelin.

I thought your name was Burned Bronco, not Burned (POS)

Blazer