I think I saw this in the local Auto Trader, the ad read:
"All-terrain SUV, one owner, low miles, never driven hard, no rust, seats 5 comfortably, great fuel mileage, new tires, engine recently flushed and is very healthy, needs new wipers and headlights, $xxx OBO."
JEEPN
Winter Harbor, Maine
'81 CJ-8 Scrambled, It's a Jeep, Chevy, IHC kinda thing!
'88.5 Zuki, 5" Calmini, Locked, Swamped, Rolled, and just generally broken in right!