[Guest]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

I have had a good Jeepchick for the last 9 months. Shes always there to drive my A$$ around when the jeep is out of commision. I have had other JeepChicks who were only in it for the convertible aspect . My current one likes offroading, and she says she feels like shes in a James Bond movie going fast in an SUV (a rebuilt engine and a completely redone ignition make for some good speed, relatively speaking). She really loves it, and she understands that Jeeps are an ongoing project and that mine isnt always road worthy. Dont worry, someday, you will find the right woman. I used to hear that and think "yeah right" but you will, just keep searching

MattYJ
89YJ 4.2 5"lft 33"Firehawk ATX

 

[251]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

since she cheated on you on your Bday, id say she is no longer a JEEPCHICK

but now a JEEPHO

and that aint HIGH OUTPUT, well, maybe it is!

haha

OzarkJeep
77 CJ5, in a bunch of sanded and primered pieces

 

[13337]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

*Hey TR, about the Handicap crack... it ain't funny! I've been handicapped since I was 7, and have limped
through life. The only thing that's hampered me is the thoughts and snickes of others who thought they
had power over me. Well, like the above, it's a thoughless and stupid saying... I for one, take offense that
statement.*

I was talking about parking places...
Not about people using disabilities as an excuse for being an A$$hole...

I had a pretty good tongue lashing for LEVE going there, but I decided against it.
With a 'Pity Me' attitude like that, He's not worth the time.
He's got a lot of balls to give someone a hard time when he doesn't know the other person's situation...
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LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO DANCE WITH UGLY WOMEN
Take it to heart.
I'm 39 and never been married.

I saw what the women in my life had done to there men while I was very young, and thought better of it.

Rules for dating...
1. Never date any of your female friends.
(they will hang around the group you do, and tell everyone what a sh*t head you are for years after you dump her)

2. Never date any woman with a tatoo.
(You don't want to get serious with a self mutilating woman. If she will do THAT to herself, what will she do to you?
Have you ever seen a tatoo on 70 year old skin?)

3. Never date anyone with a trendie name. No Tiffany, No Amber, No Jennifer, No Danyel, No Cher, No Crystal, ect...
Never date anyone that ends their name in an 'I'... Jerri, Terri, Sherri, ect...
Never date anyone that is named after a city or state, or a car. Dakota, Montana, Mercedes, Corvette, Porsche, ect...
(This means their parents were part of the 'ME' generation, and she is a spoiled brat.
Not just the normal spoiled brat, but at least second generation spoiled brat...
Besides, everyone will think she is a stripper at the family reunions.)

4. Never date anyone that has a fat mother and grandmother... Especially if pictures of the mother and grand mother prove them to be thin, good looking girls in younger years...
Same goes for the mother and grandmother being wrinkled and ugly...
(Genetics at work, think about it...)

5. Use great caution if you decide to date a woman smarter than you...
(She will call you stupid, and be right! ...I hate it when that happens!)

6. Never date a woman you were cheating with.
(You are the one she is cheating with today, and the one she is cheating ON tomorrow...)

7. Never date a woman that says, "Here is my phone number, but if a man answers, HANG UP!"
(See #6)

8. Never date a woman you have seen in the bars a lot...
(If she has been in the bars A LOT, .... There is a reason she is still single, There is something bad wrong with her...)

 

[beee240]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

The comments about selfishness do not apply to this relationship. Spitefullness, yes. I have never dated anyone so self-centered though. The only time I put the Jeep above her was on our "off times". It kept me busy and sane. The Christmas thing was not selfish. Even though I didn't get her any material presents for Christmas, I tried to show her the best time I could by blowing tons of money on dinner and other activities that we could do together during the Christmas season. She did have a present on the way(the portrait in the frame that I drew). I couldn't think of ANYTHING that was more from the heart than to show her how beautiful she was to me through my own eyes. It has just been taking me long since I was trying to build the frame myself so that it was totally from me amidst moving, Jeep breaking down, and other necessary expenses. The lights were necessary for driving into my neighborhood due to the huge deer population around here.(Hit one last year in the Nissan. The deer ran off but my car sustained $900 in damage).
1. I am not selfish.
2. I may be young, but am in no way immature.
3. I use the golden rule in my relationships(Treat others as you would have them treat you).
4. I don't leave trails of broken hearts nor do I try to burn bridges.(One of my best friends was a very serious ex).
5. No matter how old we are, we will never represent society's definition of a MAN or WOMAN. We are humans, we make mistakes, we let our emotions make our decisions for us too many times. We realize our wrong doings or hurtful words only during or after we take action. Hindsight will always be 20/20.
We can be mad.
We can be bitter.
We can say bad things.
We can pay for those bad things.
No matter what, our lives will go on.
One day I hope to find a Jeepchick who has my interests, her own opinions, and treats me the same way I treat her(with respect and care).
Our lives are just a sneeze to this Earth and we need to make the most of that sneeze and be able to give our kids an example to follow.
I have a very loving mother and father, and I pride myself in following there example. I hope that my children can say the same about me and my future wife.
Sorry about the offense LEVE. This post should not be a bitter argument for any reason. I got the impression from TEAMRUSH that his reference to "handicapped" was to the spaces that most of us can't have. Maybe not the best analogy for women, but my buddy with CP has said the exact same thing. So I hope you and him can kiss and make up.
Bryan/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif

 

[LooseNut]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

Geeesh!

I spent a lot of time reading all those posts. Let me just say one thing. I've been maried to the same Jeepchick for 27 years........some of them happy.

Loose nut behind the wheel
Another right-wing conservative.....
Born and raised in Jeep-Town

 

[Guest]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

My dad always said "Son if it has tits or tires, leave it alone, It ain't nothin but trouble". I sure like trouble because I have had my share of both! As far as the Handicap person upset with the comments....Disabilities or debilitating injuries truly suck, however, Your better off being a little thicker skinned and make the best of things lest you go through your entire life pissed off and mired in helpless self-pity. The world is cruel (I mentor disabled and Handicapped children) and I encourage them to become independent/self reliant problem solvers and even find some glint of humor with their afflictions when possible. I don't think he meant any harm no more than referencing all WV folks as inbred backwards trailer trash Hillbilly's. (I am a refined WV Hillbilly myself....Got me some squared away ed..ed..ed..edumacation (I used to stutter). By the way, Its admirable that you have kept your family together and likewise as they support you! Peace!!!

 

[GeeAea]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

I adopted a philosophy long before I matured that I'd never let a piece of anatomical difference hold my life hostage. When I was 18 I had my first foolish love cheat on me and dump me for another. Instead of the typical reflexing that most do by going out and finding an immediate replacement for her I embraced the anguish and pain and tempered myself into adopting a tenet of life that I managed to adhere to ever since. I'd never be pu$$ywhipped ever again. Now let's define pu$$ywhipped......it simply means that you'ld never put up with a unfavorable behavior if they didn't have a pu$$y....and were letting you use it. I also purged jealousy from my dealings with the opposite sex......I'd never "compete" to retain the attention of a women......if she found some other buck that offered "greener pastures".....so be it...why should I want to keep someone around that wanted to be somewhere else.......it's kinda like fighting to keep a job where they don't want you to work.....it's a bad deal no matter how you look at it. Instead i adopted a "friendly" disposition to women......I learned not to depend on them for to give me "worth". Oh....don't get me wrong......having a warm and fuzzy around you is a great thing.......it just not worth the price of admission in many cases. These are the problems one encounters when you measure your, for lack of a better term, "manhood" by how easily you can attract and retain fine snapper .....when you fully mature(if that's ever possible) you look back on how foolish it was to expend sooooo much effort on something that, in the end, has very little meaning and adds nothing to the real achievments of your life (unless you're Hugh Heffner).

Do what you love to do (Jeepin', volleyball, racing, whatever).....and most importantly ......be what you are.....you'll eventually run into someone that is looking for someone like you...(or can put up with you). Many a man and woman tries to "mold" their mate into what they want........it rarely works without much disatisfaction and resentment that eventually surfaces sooner or later (the figure and the looks fade with time....but the character lasts for a lifetime). This assumes, of course, that you're looking for love. Never expect to be treated fairly by a woman but always demand it (remember to demand with a smile) and hope that you break even.....and let the chips fall as they may.

GeeAea

Figures don't lie ....... but liars sure do figure.

 

[Guest]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

Good point.......I am pretty much a happy dude and like what I see in the mirror every morning when I wake up. My Jeep chick enhances my life but she's not required for me to be happy. Now my Rott makes me happy when he is in my Jeep!

 

[Guest]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

I may have what could be the makings of a great jeepchick, fine, sexy, wants to take a welding class /wwwthreads_images/icons/shocked.gif (thats a plus in my book), and only has 2!! Yes 2 pairs of shoes... can you say it with me guys, "only 2 pairs of shoes!!" /wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif lol... sorry and boy does she love jeeps /wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif /wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif , and loves to ride in 'em, lol... I can't wait to get here goin to the next step... /wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif

Peter Lombardi
'89 YJ 4.5in. RE Ext. Duty
'57/49 Willys Wagon Delivery 4x4 350

 

[Guest]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

Interesting post! And I agree with you Bryan move on. Also it's enlightening to see a post on this
and how I have the same thoughts, especially about the parking spots!

My only .02 is the women that don't even like other women! Never mind the trouble we have with
them (it's well documented in this thread) they don't even like each other. Ever have that girl you
know that has mostly guy friends and is tired of all the bs of being friends with other women. It's
catch 22 because they have friends that have things in common with them but they end up at
odds because their both b!tchy and catty. They really are crazy! Especially all that emotional stuff.

What is a jeepnut to do?

Lee

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[beee240]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

The Potential Jeepchick that I was talking about in my original post is just that. Potential.
We have so damn much in common that I'm awestruck. The departure of the old Jeepchick allowed me to hang out with my roomate and his friends(one being Melissa the potential). This is not usual for me, finding a new Jeepchick the same day the other one departs. I was single forever before the last chick and have never been really looking. Maybe I was but no one struck me as worth my time. I don't need women to make me happy, but they sure are nice to have around sometimes.
We're both libras, somehow say the same thing at the same time(word for word), enjoy the same bars, enjoy Jeeps/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif, love beer, smoker(I'm one), like the same music, and too many other things to list. Oh yeah, she's actually intelligent and not a drama queen like the last. That struck me as strange(the word for word thing). She said something about "wavelength" and I must agree.
If I can get her, gotta keep her./wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif
Someone mentioned rebound, but I don't believe in that at least for myself. When a relationship is over, especially a bad breakup like this one, I don't even want to see a woman. That's the way I felt Sat. night and it all went away with just this one chick.
Only problem is she lives 2.5 hrs north of me. That's OK though.
I live on my own and she is already planning on staying the weekend for Preakness(for the non-locals: it's a really big horse race in Baltimore. Big deal here).
Can't wait.
I rambled again. Sorry. Just getting antsy.

Just have to add that the top comes off Wednesday after the rain passes. It is supposed to get into the 80's here by Thursday./wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif
Damn top weighs more than the rest of the Jeep!!!!
Goodnight all and have a bearable day at work tomorrow.

Bryan/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif

 

[Guest]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

Jeeps and women are all about love.
If the woman loves you, really loves you, she will support you and all of your habbits, including your Jeep.
I've been cheated on; I wasted 2years dwelling on it.
Don't waste your time waiting around. You will miss all of the other potentials. But don't go out and find another under spite. You will end up with the same type of girl.
If she "LOVED" you then she wouldn't have cheated on you. Period.
Find a woman who will really love you for who you are and not worry about petty little things.
I found mine when I was applying for a new job a couple of years ago. She tried to sell me an alarm clock. I can still rember not buying it. It was a clever ploy to have a conversation with me. After actualy being able to hold an intelligent conversation with her, I realized that there was something special about this girl.

Love comes from the heart not the wallet.
Sometimes I wonder if it is their (womens') fault that a lot of them were raised to believe in fairy tails
You know Cinderella, Snow white. These are prissy girls. Always concerned with a mans money before his heart. It makes me sick to even think about it.

I always tell my friends that my test for women, to see if they are really good for me, is to take them camping.
Will they use the bathroom out-doors?
I have scared off more potential girlfriends that way on the first date. Just ask if they like camping. Then approach the idea not being near a porcelan toilet for a few days. If all goes well, take them into the wilderness with you. If all of the talk about using the bathroom in the outdoors doesn't scare them off, then maybe the actual experience will. If they make it through all of that, then they are worthy, well atleast by my standards.

If they like the things that I like and/or are willing to learn about them, like my Jeepchick, then they could be your best friend also. That would be the best possible situation that I can think of.

PS. I just got her to agree that a Scrambler would be the perfect family car, highly modified of course. I have told her that most of my money is being saved for a new transmission for the Jeep. She understands. But what she doesn't know is that the money will be used to buy a small, thin gold washer with a shiny little rock stuck in it. That way she will be my official "Jeepchick."

Good luck with your search for a new Jeepchick, Give yourself some time to pick out good one.

Robert87yj/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif
engine rebuild w/4.0 head done, now for the MPI

 

[JEEPN]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

TeamRush good post, good advice, as always.

Robert87yj Good luck dude. Reminds me of a saying, "Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things".

Peter. Shoes are nice, but mine has 2 pairs of BOOTS!

Be yourself above all else. When I met JEEPNCHICK, I was working as a carpenter (well, helper), wasn't shaven, drove the old rusty, oil billowing Scout II (got 15 miles to the quart of oil, no joke), wore torn jeans, and was basically broke with lots of bills. She accepted going to a movie with some friends. It took awhile, but the more we saw of one another the more we clicked. Was she the first? Heck no, I had dated and been dumped by about 20 women before her, all varying lengths of relationships, even engaged to one. After each I'd wipe the slate clean, forget them, and move forward. Living in the past is no good, learn from it, but don't dwell there. I was considering turning gay when we met (it's a joke). So be yourself, if you're not, she won't like the real you.

Don't play games. Always be open and honest. Let them know how you feel and what's going on. Don't make plans right away for the long term, see how things develop.

Don't try to get them into the sack right away. I've seen it happen, decent people with a lot in common torn apart from trying to move too fast. Heck, JEEPNCHICK and I didn't even kiss for a month. It just makes everything all the sweeter when the time comes.

Be friends above all else. Up here in the middle of nowhere we know almost no-one, and certainly no-one that wheels, never mind in jeeps. We're our own best friends, hanging out together. We don't have everything in common, but she'll give a little and I'll give a little, that's how we grow. I'll try new things she likes and she'll do the same, you never know what you'll like until you've tried it. The point is to grow together. Don't try to find the "perfect" person, they don't exist. And there is no one out there exactly like you, they're all different. We've gone lawn-sailing (saleing actually) and had people ask us if we were newlyweds the way we hold hands and kid around. Never lose the magic.

JEEPNCHICK and I have been married for 7 years now, and we've had our hard times, who hasn't. We've done the financial thing (boy am I glad that's over), the career thing, the house thing, and the mid life crisis thing. No kids yet, we are both having too much fun to give it up (I know, no one says we have to), but we want kids someday, 3 of them, but know we're not getting any younger. We just want to be a little more financially stable than right now. Getting through the hard times just makes you grow together more.

I hope this advice helps and good luck, you sound like you have things on track. Oh, and to hell with the mileage difference, if she's worth it, buy a used Mazda to make the trip. "No distance is too great if you find what you seek." Frederick Neitzche

JEEPN
'81 CJ-8 Scrambled!
GM151/SM465/NP205 twinstick/7"Lift/33"TSL's/IHC D44's 4.10's Lock'd

 

[13337]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

Too many fish in the sea...
I'm a reef diver too!!

I had a different house mouse last month, and I'll have a different one next month if I get tired of this one...
It normally takes all of about three days to find another one.

52% of the population are women.
With all of the males (I won't call them men) deciding it's trendy to be queer, many of the male population being too old to be competition, and 1.4 million of competing age in jail, it is becoming a target rich environment.
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Women are not fair in their dealings with men...
I love redheads in particular...
Women lie about... EVERYTHING!
With makeup, hair color, false eye lashes, false boobs, false lip lines, body wraps, ect, ect.
You can just never tell how much is bondo and how much is real...
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And the girl you first meet and fall for, is never the same person five minutes into your first argument...
And God help you if you a dumb enough to marry Dr. Mary Jekyll, because Mrs. Mauler Hyde is soon to show up after the wedding vows...
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Men are normally restrained to the real world.
This is a problem when we get into arguments with women.
Men will fight over someone throwing a beer in our face, or someone insulting or mothers...
Women have no such restraint.

They will start a fight about you looking at another woman ten years ago...
(The 'Drag Up' Fight)
Or something they saw about another man on Oprah, has nothing to do with you...
(The Oprah Fight)
Or if you laugh in your sleep, they assume you are 'Cheating' with a dream woman...
(The 'Dream' Fight)
Or if they think you aren't paying enough attention to them...
(The 'You Didn't Cuddle, Now We Fight" Fight)
Then there is PMS... (Poor Me Syndrome)
(The "I Don't Feel Good, So You Must Be A Cheating Pig" Fight)

There are lots of others,
The 'I don't have enough shoes' fight,
The 'I don't have a thing to wear' fight,
The 'I ate everything in the kitchen, and now I gained weight' fight,
(other wise known as the, "Do I Look Fat In This?" Fight)
The 'I hate my life, and it's all your fault' fight,
You get the picture....
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The real test is,... Does she gain weight the same night you give her an engagement ring?
If she puts on 10 to 15 pounds between engagement ring and wedding ring, you are in for serious trouble.
If she spends 10 to 15 thousand dollars between engagement ring and wedding ring, you are in for serious trouble.
(you know, new car, expensive wedding, new shoes, jewelry, furniture, ect...)
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The smart ones will wait until after you are married to ruin your credit.
That way they get it all in the divorce...
You know, The 'I got your balls, you get the bills' divorce settlement?...
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I love women.
I have to.
There are no other options for me.
Think about the alternative...
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I have the perfect life for someone like me...
I don't argue with them.
When something bothers me about a woman, I date her sister...
Quite effective!
Although, you do have to watch where you tell the current house mouse she's being traded in on a newer model, especially if you are trading for her sister...
If you do it in the car, expect her to rip the rear view mirror off the windshield and beat you in the head with it... (true story...)
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NEVER, under any circumstances, buy a woman a gun, and teach her to shoot!!
You don't want to get shot with a gun you paid for when she finds out you are doing her best friend or sister...
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The woman that left involuntarily about two or three back said I have a problem with commitment.
She is correct.
They would have committed me years ago if they could catch me...
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Rules for living with women, according to women...
1. Nothing in the history of the world, under any circumstances, has ever been any woman's fault.
2. All bad things that befall women are caused by men. No exceptions.
3. Men are rude, vial, disgusting creatures, responsible for everything wrong.
4. Men were put on earth to earn money for women, and occasionally do auto maintenance and lawn care...
5. Men, under no circumstances, are ever correct about anything.
6. If men really loved women, they would bring them flowers every day.
7. The flowers would be wrapping for diamond jewelry.
8. All men are wrong, and women are saints for putting up with them...
9. No man will ever be as smart as the average blonde...
10. All Men Suck, See Rules #1 & 2.
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It's just another day on planet Earth...
Here we go again, around and around....

Later folks, Aaron.

"I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha"

 

[Guest]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

I agree with JEEPN. Jeepchick and I waited a while to get serious. Our relationship started out as a really good friendship. I tried to scare her away every chance I got by telling her every thing about me, seeing just how far she would let me go before she got mad. Well, she never got mad. We would go running together, workout together, etc etc. It was good to start out as friends, but it was even harder waiting to jump in the sack. I wanted to right away but I am glad that we were friends first. Friendship is what it is all about. If you can't be friends with the woman then she is just not going to be anything more than a Fu*k Buddy.

It all depends on what you want.

Robert87yj/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif
engine rebuild w/4.0 head done, now for the MPI

 

[CJDave]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif Good points, there, Robert......very true. FROSTING IS NICE....but if you are going long term, there had better be some genuine CAKE under the frosting. Character counts, no matter what the democraps tell you about "it doesn't matter"....it DOES matter. If the woman that you are with doesn't see anything wrong with shoplifting, guess what she will do to you someday? Hmmmm...??/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif

CJDave
Quadra-Trac modified by the crack moonguy/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif transfer case team.

 

[Dana]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

In reply to:

I always tell my friends that my test for women, to see if they are really good for me, is to take them camping.

16 years ago a girl invited me camping. Walking around the tent in the morning she saw a neat looking bug, some kind of caterpillar if I recall correctly; when she picked it up and watched it crawl up her arm I knew she was the one for me!

The other key was becoming good friends with her parents before asking her to marry me.

Now our 11 & 12 year old "junior Jeepchicks" are showing the same good attitude.....

-Dana

Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was very surprised.

 

[13337]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

My point exactly!!
If she thinks drinking in bars, playing hookie from work with the brown bottle flu, and shoplifting are just fine, what is she going to do to you?
What about cheating on another man WITH you....
If you take her, You are about the become the man she's cheating ON.....

And about the cake comment....
I prefer Pie to cake!
Nothing like raisin pie!!

"I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha"

 

[Guest]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

My Jeep is my chick. All I need to do is pump gas up her tank and fiddle with her knobs every now and then and she stays satisfied.

 

[Guest]

Re: Don\'t let the door hit you in the a$$, jeepchick..

The right JeepChick is not the one who puts your interests first. It's the one who does that AND makes you WANT to put HER interests first. The kind of woman who means more to you than anything and everything. The kind of woman who's very presence makes everything in your life better, no matter where you are, how broke you are, or what you're doing. Find her & marry her. You'll be glad you did.

TEX

/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif Got Mud?
G.U.M.B.O. Mud Racing