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Bumper Stickers Revisited

2.3K views 36 replies 18 participants last post by  Bobster  
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#1 ·
I know we've discussed the improper use of stickers on Jeeps before but the "If you can read this...roll me over" stickers got me thinking. Has anyone with these stickers ever actually rolled a Jeep? I've only had the misfortune 1 time and it was pretty scarry. I flopped my CJ-5 on it's side on an icy hill. We teatered for a minute but luckily din't go over, had we it would have been a long tumble to the bottom.

And seriously does anyone think Calvin peeing on something is fresh?
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#29 ·
I've seen this varation on Neuspeed, for the windshield.
NoSpeed and OldSpeed

I've seen these.
When I go Off-Road there are no roads
Without lockers you have an almost 4 wheel drive vehicle


I made a t-shirt the other day. got lockers?
This is a twist on the California Milk Advisory Board "got milk?" campaign. Anyone else have these commercials in their state? I'll probably get sued. I've been making t-shirts for friends for years with a funny photo of their kid with "got kids?" underneath. It's a good gift for someone, try it.



 
#30 ·
I thought of a T-shirt that is in protest of all the land closures. It's a picture of a built Jeep with the caption "All Locked Up, With No Place To Go!"
 
#31 ·
It was about 3 months after I started working for an armored car company. We were comming over the crest of a hill (starting to gain speed) and hit a patch of "black ice". The driver tried to steer it into the left bank (more of a cliff), and suddenly a car came around the bend. Hit her straight on and drove right over her, rolled over on its roof on top of the next car. Killed the lawyer in the first car, and the car we rolled on to was a pastor who was pregnant with twins (she lost them after the accident).
I was literally burried in a couple million dollars and got hit on the back of the head with a box of quarters ($500.00 worth!).
That's he story I usually tell when I hear the phrase "rolling in money".
 
#35 ·
My scanner has a sticker on that says GOT MUD?

You should see the looks from the
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computer geeks the wife brings home to fix something I screwed up on my PC ,,,,
 
#36 ·
Borrow it? Heck, you coined it! (My idea was "All locked up with no place to go!" but heck, have at either one! (If you make a t-shirt of "All locked up" I want one!
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