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Check this out, it's from Bob Hirshberg's page, http://www.bobsfridge.com

GORE USES TRANQUILIZER GUN TO END
CLINTON'S LENGTHY STATE OF THE
UNION ADDRESS

Witnesses claim vice president Al Gore used a
tranquilizer gun to fire a dart into the derriere of
President Clinton in the third hour of his State of
the Union address. Gore, evidently worried that
Clinton's verbosity and empty promises would hurt
his own presidential prospects in the New
Hampshire primary, took the action to shut Mr.
Clinton up. The president became glassy-eyed and
quickly concluded his remarks even though a
prepared text of his speech indicated he still had 30
pages to go. Gore denied the accusation and said he
had "no controlling authority" over the duration of
the president's address. "I would never attack
anyone, be him the president or that sniveling,
holier-than-thou Bradley," Gore said on Capitol Hill
after Clinton was carried out of the House of
Representatives.

Brad (from the 4 Wheeling center of the universe, 4 corners USA)
 

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Pretty Good!
I just wish they would have thought of it 8 years ago...
Maybe load the dart with crack...

When a fool and a wise man argue, Onlookers can't tell the difference...
 
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