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post #1 of (permalink) Old 08-13-2001, 10:07 PM
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My wife went here http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

and did this "Conspiracy maker" I thought you might get a laugh....

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand The Samurai Invasion you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Suziki owners' group made up of single white males with help from AAA.
The conspiracy first started during First Annual Zook Run in Barnwell. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Apocolypse.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by puking radiators. They want to brake Jeep owners and imprison resisters in Jeep Heaven using welding. In order to prepare for this, we all must Ride off into the sunset! Since the media is controlled by Offroad.com we should get our information from Neal.

Neal the Zukiguy

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post #2 of (permalink) Old 08-13-2001, 10:17 PM
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Love it!!! Ever read a book called "The Illuminatus Trilogy?" What a trip!!

Just got off the phone with my Jeep-lovin' sister. She had the temerity to say that my little black zuke was the "little sister" of her big black Jeep! Told her we'd have to duke it out on the trails... Love my sister, but jeez...

'87 4-Runner, 31's, Downey headers & 2.5" cat-back, Flowmaster, 3" lift, and locked.
'87 SPAMurai, 30's, 2" lift, to be locked soon.
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You're right, that is blasphemy.

The Zuk is more like a distant in-bred, overseas cousin you don't like admitting is part of the family.

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