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post #1 of (permalink) Old 01-26-2001, 06:35 AM
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12 Beers gets you????

took the pig wheeling today, saw a nice little trail, a bit washy but not anything i havent done before, other than the fallen tree blocking further passage, no prob's go back wards right !! Nyet ! Zero traction just 6K rpm and tyre smoke......15 very angry minutes later teh wife to be said it's not going to happen lets get help, the nearest town is only a 5 min hike into the local pub and ask is there a local with a 4wd and a winch, ahh at this point i should say today is Australia day kinda like the 4th so anyone who can move is out, hence the reason we are out in this microdot of a town, the publican makes some calls and comes back and says relax for awhle there's someone on the way, and true enough a bushy bearded mountain firefighter in aTojo FJ40 turns up 5 min later, hooks up my tow gear to his and hey presto!! traction, we head back to the pub and all he wanted was a dozen stubbies whew! that's a cheap save and the moral kids get a locker, BTW i had 1 wheel airborn and nada coming through the front 2 is that right??

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Re: 12 Beers gets you????

One of my sons did that once. Took his girlfriend out 4 wheelin’, says he was just showing her the country? (Yea sure). Anyway, got on his cell phone, called his uncle to come out with his big 4X4 pickup and give him a pull. His uncle showed up and asked him some basic questions before dragging out the straps.

First question was, “Do you have it in 4WD?”
Answer, “Yes, of course!”.
Next question, “Do you have the Hubs locked in?”.
Answer, “YES, OF COURSE!”.

But a closer look showed that one Hub was Locked and the other Hub was Free. Cost the kid a few beers AND, some kidding for some time.

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12 beers will just get you a DWI (Driving While Intoxicated) ticket for about $1,000 and your license pulled around here.

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