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post #1 of (permalink) Old 12-17-2003, 10:02 AM Thread Starter
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the mind of a six year old

i found this posted on another furum and thought you guys might get a laugh out of it ... sounds like something my boys would say ....The mind of a 6-year old is wonderful.

First grade...true story:
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs in her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home.
She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'"
The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?"
One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said...'Holy sh_t! A talking pig!'"
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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I just love to hear what kids say and how they think... Cracks me up!!
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I could agree with that.
About a week ago my 6yo daughter and I were in the garage racing monster trucks down a ramp. Both of us would win. But this one time she just flat wipped my butt. She went and picked up the trucks, turned around and said " Learn from the master ". [img]images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

I thought I was going to die laughing. [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

I still don't know where she got it from. (school I guess)
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Another good one, when my son was in the first grade he was mad at his teacher one day, at the end of the day he went to the broom closet and borught his teacher the broom. With suprise she ask, What is that for? he replied, Its your ride home! Well my wife and I didn'y think it was so funny when we got called to the school the next day. Well now he is 21 and in retrospect. that [bleep] was funny. George; 3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.............. [img]images/graemlins/40BEER.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/40BEER.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/40BEER.gif[/img]
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"Learn from the Master"
I love that! Punked by a 6 yr old!
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