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post #1 of (permalink) Old 06-12-2003, 04:50 PM Thread Starter
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\"Enjoy the fire, and have a cookie\"

Ha ha ha ha,

I had to laugh when I heard this on the news this morning, this guy in my county decided to burn his house down, and just stood outside offering cookies to the neighbors and fireman as they arrived.
I guess its probably a pretty serious situation, but it did sound funny at the time, "Here, have a cookie, and enjoy the fire".
Well, for his troubles, he got to go for a ride in a police car, and theres no door handles where he got to sit [img]images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img].

Arson, cookies, and amunition....check it out if yer bored.

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Re: \"Enjoy the fire, and have a cookie\"

For some reason, I found the following sentence funny:

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"He was just holding this jar in his hand and said, 'Have a cookie.' I said, 'I don't want your cookies.' "

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All this while a fire is going on.
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Re: \"Enjoy the fire, and have a cookie\"

I wonder if he baked the cookies himself, and if he did...were they delicious or poisoned? [img]images/graemlins/puke.gif[/img]
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Re: \"Enjoy the fire, and have a cookie\"

It amazes me the kind of people in this world Thats to funny . I wonder if he was letting people roast there own marshmellows or if he did them for you!! [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/40BEER.gif[/img]
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Re: \"Enjoy the fire, and have a cookie\"

lol, that is hilarious(not to sound mean), but that is just funny, nice to meet you im insane, want a cookie?!
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Re: \"Enjoy the fire, and have a cookie\"

That's some funny stuff.

"I don't want your cookies"... LOL [img]images/graemlins/chairfall.gif[/img]

I need some dudes like that in my district..... make mine oatmeal! Mmmmm mmmmm good! [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/40BEER.gif[/img]
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