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post #1 of (permalink) Old 05-20-2003, 04:02 AM Thread Starter
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Very ebarrissing moment of my life.

Well lets start from the beggining... Like a month or two ago, my nieghor(the old bag next door) was telling my dad that this town has the most 'swinger couples' in the U.S.A. I was standing there, and thought whoopie f'ing doo... Know why? I thought swinger couples were like people who went swing dancing and stuff. So my mom and dad had been joking about it, mainly at old people... So I kept thinking to myself why the hell is this so funny? Again, remember I have had no idea what it meant.... So like a few days ago I was reading the local paper and happened to look in the personals (there funny as hell I.E. 80 SWM seeking 30-40 year old female) lol... Anyhow, i saw a thing that said 'swinger couple seeking to meet other swingers'.... I was like wtf? These people are into this [bleep] big time.. So today we got on the toll road, and it was a grumpy old lady and my dad told my mom shes probably one of those swingers. I then remembered the ad and told them, they kinda laughed and looked at me funny... I then turned to my sister and she was like biting her tongue trying not to laugh... I was like wtf is going on... And she just started cracking up.. she then whispered, do you have any idea what that means?... I'm all, uhh ya, swing dancers, like from the 1940's... She cracked up and then told me.... I then wanted to die. But she seriously laughed like hysterical for like 15 minutes.
And if I remember right, I told my mom awhile back that my other sister liked that swinger stuff because it came back around 1995 and she used to like it and her friends did. *remember that band? Zoot zoot riot, roll back a bottle of beer* ?

Anyhow, I feel like a jackass LOL [img]images/graemlins/spank.gif[/img]
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Re: Very ebarrissing moment of my life.

With all that talk about swingers, I just hope your parents aren't doing it too.

That would be more than I could handle.
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post #3 of (permalink) Old 05-21-2003, 03:03 AM Thread Starter
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Re: Very ebarrissing moment of my life.

That is something I don't want to hear. And most definately not.
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