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I found Cod!! Ill apoligise before the rush!
I'll apologise now and avoid the rush.. [img]images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
Two prawns named Julian and Christian were scrabbling around in the mud, looking for food and trying to avoid being eaten, when
a weird looking glowing fish appears, and announces " I am cod and I have been blessed with great powers, and to prove it to you I will grant each of you a wish"
Now Christian is happy with his lot in life and politely declines but Julian jumps at the chance to be turned into a shark. Christian trys to talk him out of it but Julian wants to try life at the top of the food chain.
Needless to say, as soon as Julian turns into a shark all the other prawns and small fish quickly disappear, but Julian isn't too worried and swims off to enjoy life at the top.
After a week though, Julian is bored with being a shark because none of his former bottom-feeding mates will talk to him and wherever he appears the is a mad rush of small fish and prawns into holes in the mud.
The next day Julian is moping around when he sees the cod who asks Julian whats wrong?. Julian replys that he is not happy as he has lost all his friends and wants to be turned back into a prawn.
Cod agrees as he is feeling generous and soon Julian as scrabbing along in the mud to his mate Christians' place
Julian knocks on Christians door and shouts out "Christian its me Julian come out and play with me"
Christian wont open the door and says "no I cant come out because you will eat me"
So Julian says,
"Its OK I found cod, I'm a prawn again Christian!
Sorry guys Dont no why this was so funny to me.
It Just is [img]images/graemlins/40BEER.gif[/img]