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post #1 of (permalink) Old 05-19-2003, 09:09 AM Thread Starter
 
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I found Cod!! Ill apoligise before the rush!

I'll apologise now and avoid the rush.. [img]images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
Two prawns named Julian and Christian were scrabbling around in the mud, looking for food and trying to avoid being eaten, when
a weird looking glowing fish appears, and announces " I am cod and I have been blessed with great powers, and to prove it to you I will grant each of you a wish"
Now Christian is happy with his lot in life and politely declines but Julian jumps at the chance to be turned into a shark. Christian trys to talk him out of it but Julian wants to try life at the top of the food chain.
Needless to say, as soon as Julian turns into a shark all the other prawns and small fish quickly disappear, but Julian isn't too worried and swims off to enjoy life at the top.
After a week though, Julian is bored with being a shark because none of his former bottom-feeding mates will talk to him and wherever he appears the is a mad rush of small fish and prawns into holes in the mud.
The next day Julian is moping around when he sees the cod who asks Julian whats wrong?. Julian replys that he is not happy as he has lost all his friends and wants to be turned back into a prawn.
Cod agrees as he is feeling generous and soon Julian as scrabbing along in the mud to his mate Christians' place
Julian knocks on Christians door and shouts out "Christian its me Julian come out and play with me"
Christian wont open the door and says "no I cant come out because you will eat me"
So Julian says,
"Its OK I found cod, I'm a prawn again Christian!

Sorry guys Dont no why this was so funny to me.
It Just is [img]images/graemlins/40BEER.gif[/img]
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post #2 of (permalink) Old 05-27-2003, 01:37 AM Thread Starter
 
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That went over well

I did apologise in advance.
Heres another
New Office Words..2003 Edition
NEW WORDS FOR 2003 - Essential additions for the workplace vocabulary.


BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

A$$MOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

WOOFYS: Well Off Older Folks.

STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions.

OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

I had an ohnosecond when I posted the first one [img]images/graemlins/chair.gif[/img]
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Two stupid chickens
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