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post #1 of (permalink) Old 04-30-2003, 08:34 PM Thread Starter
 
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The Buffalo Theory?....LOL

Hello folks,
Got this in my mail today, and thought it was funny, check it out:

I have not seen anyone explain this as well as Cliff Clavin, on Cheers.
I wish I would have thought of this as an excuse. One afternoon at
Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine." "That's why
you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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hahahahaha [img]images/graemlins/40BEER.gif[/img]
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I love your theory Remby! [img]images/graemlins/40BEER.gif[/img]
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