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post #1 of (permalink) Old 04-05-2003, 06:48 PM Thread Starter
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i dont normally repost chain letter stuff BUT this

is hilarious! here ya go:

> I want to be a pig! hehehe
> Subject: USLESS INFO
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> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
> enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .
> >
> >
> > (Hardly seems worth it.)
> >
> >
> > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
> produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
> >
> > (Now that's more like it!)
> >
> >
> > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
> > to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
> >
> > (O.M.G.!)
> >
> >
> >
> > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
> >
> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
> >
> >
> >
> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
> death. (Creepy.)
> >
> > (I'm still not over the pig.)
> >
> >
> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
> >
> > (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
> >
> >
> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
> body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
> >
> > ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
> >
> >
> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
> length of a football field.
> >
> > (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
> >
> >
> >
> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
> >
> > (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
> >
> >
> >
> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
> >
> > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
> >
> >
> >
> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
> >
> > (Something I always wanted to know.)
> >
> >
> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
> >
> > (Hmmmmmm........)
> >
> >
> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
> > than left-handed people.
> >
> > (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
> >
> >
> >
> > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
> >
> > (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
> >
> >
> > A cat's urine glows under a black light.
> >
> > (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
> >
> >
> >
> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
> >
> > (I know some people like that.)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Starfish have no brains.
> >
> > (I know some people like that too.)
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Polar bears are left-handed.
> >
> > (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
> >
> >
> >
> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
> > pleasure.
> >
> > (What about that pig??)
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post #2 of (permalink) Old 04-05-2003, 09:41 PM
 
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Re: i dont normally repost chain letter stuff BUT this

Must be goin around, I've gotten that E-mail twice in the last month. Its a riot though, I'll opt to be a pig if I have to return after death [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img].

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Re: i dont normally repost chain letter stuff BUT this

my GF just read that whole thing and said "dolphins are so smart!"

i am wondering how to genetically splice a pig and a lion together and then become IT!
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Re: i dont normally repost chain letter stuff BUT this

So that's why pigs are always squealing and dont minds rolling in $hit.
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hahahaha, thats a good one! [img]images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Re: i dont normally repost chain letter stuff BUT this

Got it to , still funny the second time I read it though [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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