Join Date: Feb 2003
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Rules for Non-military Personnel
> > We know that the current state of affairs in our
> great nation have many
> > civilians up in arms and excited to join the
> military. For those of you
> > who
> > can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a
> few of the areas we
> > would
> > like your assistance with:
> > 1. The next time you see an adult talking during
> the playing of the
> > National
> > Anthem ... kick their ass.
> > 2. When you witness firsthand someone burning the
> American Flag in
> > protest
> > ... kick their ass.
> > 3. Regardless of the rank they held while they
> served, pay the highest
> > amount of respect to all veterans. If you see
> anyone doing otherwise,
> > quietly pull them aside and explain how these
> Veterans fought for the
> > very
> > freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them
> on the many sacrifices
> > these Veterans made to make this Nation great.
> Then hold them down while
> > a
> > Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.
> > 4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT
> pretend that you were.
> > Wearing
> > battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that
> you used to be
> > "Special
> > Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might
> have been okay if you
> > were
> > still seven. Now, it will only make you look
> stupid and get your ass
> > kicked.
> > 5. If you witness someone calling an enlisted
> Marine "Sir," stand back
> > ...a
> > Marine will kick their ass.
> > 6. Next time you come across an Air Force member,
> do not ask them, "Do
> > you
> > fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a
> pilot. Such ignorance
> > deserves an ass kickin' (children are exempt).
> > 7. Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem
> is not a blooper ... it
> > was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and
> sooner or later your ass
> > will
> > be kicked.
> > 8. Next time Old Glory prances by during a parade,
> get on your damn feet
> > and
> > pay homage to her by placing your hand over your
> heart. Quietly thank the
> > military member or veteran lucky enough to be
> carrying her.....of course,
> > failure to do either of those could earn you a
> severe ass kicking.
> > 9. What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War
> makes her the enemy. The
> > proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just
> mention her nomination for
> > "Woman of the Year" and get your ass kicked.
> > 10. Don't try to discuss politics with a military
> member or a veteran. We
> > are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless
> of our party
> > affiliation.
> > Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander
> in Chief. The President
> > (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless
> of political party.. We
> > have no inside track on what happens inside those
> big important buildings
> > where all those "representatives" meet. All we
> know is that when those
> > civilian representatives screw up the situation,
> they call upon the
> > military
> > to go straighten it out. The military member might
> direct you to Oliver
> > North. (I can see him kicking your ass already.)
> > 11. "Your mama wears combat boots" never made
> sense to me ... stop saying
> > it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and
> probably kick your
> > ass!
> > 12. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists,
> so stop saying "Let's
> > go
> > kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where
> he is!!!! Crystal balls
> > are
> > not standard issue in the military. That reminds
> me ... if you see anyone
> > calling those damn psychic phone numbers; let me
> know, so I can go kick
> > their ass.
> > 13. Bus Driver, Jar Head, Grunt, Swabbie, Squid,
> etc., are terms of
> > endearment we use describing each other. Unless
> you are a service member
> > or
> > vet, you have not earned the right to use them
> &could get your ass
> > kicked.
> > 14. Last but not least, whether or not you become
> a member of the
> > military,
> > support our troops and their families. Every
> Thanksgiving and religious
> > holiday that you enjoy with family and friends
> please remember that there
> > are, literally, thousands of troops overseas
> wishing they could be with
> > their families.
> > Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they
> make every day.
> > Without
> > them, our country would get its ass kicked.
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