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Re: Question-less poll... You know the drill...
Once upon a time, on the neighbor planets of apples & oranges, two separate, but equal species peacefully co-existed ... the Space Aliens and the Gnomes (pronounced: 'guh-nomes').
Each species thought the other had more than it's fair share of spaghetti and tensions soon grew. The Space Aliens insisted that the Gnomes provide proof that they didn't have any Chocolate Chip Cookies. Well the Gnomes, of course, stalled for time ... stashing Cookies in remote caves & soiled underpants.
Just as things reached their boiling point, a buncha Chimpanzees dropped outta the trees & cut everybody to ribbons with their heavy caliber Firearms. An interplanetary war was averted, and the Chimpanzees ... indeed primates in general, once again asserted their superiority over all!!