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post #1 of (permalink) Old 10-25-2002, 08:58 AM Thread Starter
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ahh, cleaned out the garage and the back yard. I had to torch a truck bed, a few other car parts and a couple steel desks. I was cutting a hood in half and noticed my nieghbors across the street sitting in lawn chairs drinking beer and watching the fireworks with the harleys sitting in the front yard,,,,,,,gotta love suburbia [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] gotta love the "blue wrench" [img]images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Another suburbia story

A number of years back when I lived in the CA 'burbs my neighbor 2 or 3 doors down was stripping stuff out of a junker to put in his street rod. I walked down and talked to him for a while and asked him if he needed help getting rid of the leftovers. He said "No" and that him and another guy were going to Victor wrench the remains and take it to the dump.

Well, that was cool with me so I walked back up the street to get my rig ready for a weekend on the Rubicon. A few minutes later the other guy drives up in his truck and they proceeed to take the junker apart.

Now the good part ... They had pulled the gas tank and set it on the sidewalk but neither one of the had noticed that the gas was draining out and running down into the storm drain. Then they fired up the hot saw ...

Well, there was a loud whoosh and a size large explosion. The manhole cover in front of my house went about 15 feet in the air and the column of flame went even higher. The manhole cover buried itself in my lawn and it rained leaves, slime and garbage from the storm drain for about 5 minutes.

After I went in the house to change my underwear I came out to survey the damages and I gotta tell ya the neighborhood wasn't pretty site. Oh yeah, it took them 2 days to clean up the mess.
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LMFAO until there were tears in my eye's!!!!! Had to go in and change his drawers, I'm still LMFAO. Owwwwww my side is killing me [img]images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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OMFG!!!!!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [img]images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]
I think i just had a near-death experience from laughing!!!! Oh my god is that funny! [img]images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] [img]images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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loli woulda loved to see that on americas funniest home videos
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HAHAHAHA . man that was funny [img]images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] that sounds like something the folks around here would do ..Von Warner
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Re: Another suburbia story

rofl... That was too funny!
yeah pfunk its the same way here, nosey nieghbors always watching ya... Cant take a... err cant do nothing without them watching... The old people in my 'hood' are into the whole 3 wheeled bicycle thing, they come around my house everyday looking in the windows and lawns of everyones house.. I want to put a sign up in the window that says----
"IF YOU CAN SEE THIS! YOU CAN [bleep] OFF" [img]images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
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Hey, whats wrong with three wheeled bikes? I ride one everyday! Only difference is i aint wearing Depends. heres a pic. of my other "ride " [img]images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Von Warner
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we were cleaining up gf's dads 73, had the torches out, neihbor popped over and asked if he could use the torch for 5 minutes to cut something offhis truck. we ended up fixing the 73, and fixing the neighbors.
3 hour project turned into a weekend.

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