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post #1 of (permalink) Old 09-16-2002, 12:50 PM Thread Starter
 
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Anyone Who Works For a Living Should Memorize

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ? [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]
Or giving it 110% ? [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.[img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img]

Well, how about achieving 103%? [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% [img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% [img]images/icons/mad.gif[/img]

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% [img]images/icons/shocked.gif[/img]

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% [img]images/icons/smile.gif[/img]

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close,attitude will get you there, but bull**** will put you over the top
And look how far,

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% [img]images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]

will take you.

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hhehehe cool
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I can do 103% all day long but thier is no way Im gonna do 118%[img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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I'll stick with working to much...............

Gee, it's past midnight and I'm sitting here at work waiting on an airplane..................again.[img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] Least it pays well.[img]images/icons/cool.gif[/img]
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