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post #1 of (permalink) Old 09-12-2002, 11:56 AM Thread Starter
 
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Proof your a good American, and NOT a terrorist !

As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 PM Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The United States of America appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation.
IT'S IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.
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amen brother. us males can throw large nude watching alcohal drinking parties. yeah go usa.

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DAMMIT, I WAS WORKING ON THE TRACKER IN THE BACK OF THE BARN, I MISSED THE NEIGHBOR GIRLS!!!!!!!! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!!!!![img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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aww, i didn't do that topless walk
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A good idea, but there's one problem for me. I would have to drive elsewhere. I see the wife all the time (so that doesn't count) and all the other female "species" on my block are pretty fugly.[img]images/icons/frown.gif[/img]
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dang , i missed it also . hey dirt dog is that your dog in the signature picture? it kinda looks like one of those ankle biter types . if its your dog is it that friendly all the time or was that picture just taken on some special occasion? .....Von Warner
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He's mine. And yes he's a biter. He get's like that from time to time. It's a don't mess with me 'tude. It was late, I had just gotten him food and was locking the back door. (by his food) He didn't look very happy with me.(like I was gonna steal it) So I grabbed the camera and egged him on.[img]images/icons/laugh.gif[/img] *FLASH* A kodak moment.[img]images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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I had a girlfriend like that once....and boy could she snarl right around dinner time.
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yup. reminds me of my mother-in-law....
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Hey, I got a strange question for the pc guru's out there. Why is it when I click on this thread of posts and the one called "Are you as smart as your government" that my computer asks me if I want to accept or reject cookies file from msnusers.com? I have my pc set up to ask before accepting cookies, but it is only these 2 thread strings that kick out that question, I am setup to accept all cookies from ORC for the purpose of knowing which threads I have read and stuff, but thought it wierd that it does that on just these 2 threads. Any ideas? Are we being watched by big brother??????? Hmmmmmm.
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