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post #1 of (permalink) Old 11-01-2000, 11:58 PM
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just a joke

Two Canadians are sitting in a bar getting bored, so they decide to play twenty questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a subject for his friend to guess and, after a little pondering, comes up with "moose cock." He tells his friend he’s ready to play.

"OK," says the second Canadian. "Is it something good to eat?"

The first Canadian thinks for a moment, then laughs and replies, "Sure, I guess you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moose cock?"

i had to post it sorry but i have tears of mirth and i feel alot of shame !!!!

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post #2 of (permalink) Old 11-02-2000, 01:24 AM
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Re: just a joke

ok, now you started it. I have two that I saw today (one visual and one not).

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began
to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.

Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.

The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said-"Well yeah, if that's what they are-I never heard of circle flies."

So the farmer says-"Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horse's ass?"

The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horse's ass."

The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

Here is the other one (sorry Jessica but it made me laugh):

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post #3 of (permalink) Old 11-02-2000, 06:50 PM
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Re: just a joke

Ohhh Silly tibidor, Messier's back in New York! [img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]

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post #4 of (permalink) Old 11-05-2000, 02:59 PM
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Re: just a joke

Hey Rockjaw, where did you get this Pic of my Driveway ?
BTW, does anybody of you know why Women are the best engines of the world?

They fit to every Piston and change "Oil" automatically each 28 days !

Sorry all Gals around here, I couldnīt resist.......

[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif[/img] I tried to, but I couldn`t resist. I did it again and again and again and.........[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif[/img]
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post #5 of (permalink) Old 11-05-2000, 03:23 PM
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Re: just a joke

The only ones not laughing here are obviously girls, and those "fishing on the wrong side of the river".....

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