Re: Post Subjects (be more specific)
Or the usual cluster of...
Funny noise... (when marrying my sister)
How do I... (get my finger out of my nose)
Wiring diagram needed... (for a simple mind)
Where does this hose go... (up your nose)
Look at this.... (I'm going to hit myself in the head with a hammer)
Check this out.... (I found this growing between my toes)
Need help... (you are beyond help)
Here is a web site... (no content, but you can look at ME! ME! ME! and other things I don't care about...)
Any of you had this happen... ( I need dog wormier for my kids, but my wife is pregnant with the UPS guys kid again, my brother is gay, my sister gave the clap to Chicago, I have the incurable crotch rot, the creeping crud, and oh yeah, my Toyota isn't running right...)
AND YOU WONDER WHY I'M READY TO TAKE A RIFLE INTO A CLOCK TOWER ?![img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
If you have been here more than one day, you have seen plenty of these....
Then these rocket scientists can't figure out why they don't get answers with titles like...
My brother said... (I should have pinched your head off when you were a pup...)
I don't need anger management, I have plenty of anger...[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/mad.gif[/img]
What I need is these 'People's' (and I use the term loosely) home address and large quantities of high explosives.
(My EOD sargent used say, "There is no personal problem that can't be solved with liberal application of high explosives." [img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/crazy.gif[/img]
Now I know what he meant...
So many cats, so few recipes...