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post #1 of (permalink) Old 08-03-2001, 08:46 PM
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Things NOT to do in a jeep

Within my Jeep experience(2 1/2 weeks) I've learned these the hard way..

1) Never drive down the highway with no top or doors, and wearing a hat.. Think I'd learn the 2nd time.

2) If a girl asks to go for a ride, don't force her to get out of the driver's seat. (They go right for it)

3) Never scratch anything that needs scratching with the doors off... You never know when a cute looking girl is in the car next to you.

4) Never forget the hood latches.. Thanks to my buddy for that one!

5) Ignore the unethical Jeepers that don't wave

6) Don't let a family member "borrow" it.. You'll get it back a looooooong time later.

7) When a cute blonde is in the passenger seat, don't be looking at her, and not the road. Old ladiesin big cadillacs LOVE to make illegal manuevers, and cut you off.

8) And in continuation, if you ever end up on a slope, leading down into a ditch, don't give it too much gas.. being sideways in rush hour traffic isn't fun..

I'm sure theres more I'm forgetting, and more to come, so if anyone has another, feel free to post
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It can't be done? HA, they MUST be crazy...
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Don't drink a cup of hot coffee with no lid on it.[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/mad.gif[/img]

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Had that happen the 2nd day! but it had a lid. Just fumbling between steering, and shifting got me down. literally.......................... Man why couldn't it been McDonald's?

It can't be done? HA, they MUST be crazy...
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Don't get caught using your shiny stainless dash piece as a mirror when your passenger just happens to be wearing a skirt!!

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That made me remember, Don't use height advantage on the little civics next to you, and low cut shirts on girls

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NEVER leave doors in a place susceptible the the imagination of a young nephew.. (future jeeper)

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riksnacjnow, you just convinced me that those stainless dashes are a good idea. Have to get one now. Later, Casey

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Don't resist using that low-rider truck's box to practice your articulation.

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i knew that dash cover was good for somethin other than blindin the hell out of me when the sun hits it

Do it in the mud!
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hehehe Not that you guys would think this is something NOT (for a woman) to do but never wear a dress with the top and doors off...*laughing* Thank gawd I wore undies [img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/blush.gif[/img]

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And who says women dont know how to drive? [img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif[/img]
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