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post #1 of (permalink) Old 03-10-2001, 10:46 PM
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OT - My thoughts exactly

I got this in the mail today, if you decided to pass it on to any of your liberal friends, don't tell them I gave it to you!!

Bad American or just a plain old Red Neck?

Yes, I Guess I am A BAD American.

I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally -- big breasts.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mil-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I don't care about appearing compassionate.

I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.

Believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I think I'm doing better than the homeless.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird or piss me off.

I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it. Hell, just ask my wife.

I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy queen shake, pack of cigarettes, or hotel room you do it in English.

As of matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English. My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come disrespect ours.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, See the previous line.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

If I received oral sex from one of my subordinate employees in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would have been FIRED immediately.

I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount when needed.

I know what the definition of lying is.

I know what the definition of "IS" is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for any special loan programs, gov't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can you can open a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or any damn thing else.

I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.

I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.

I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzie Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right to.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.

I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the package.

I did not go to some foreign country and risk my life in vain and defend our constitution so that decades later you can tell me it's a living document ever changing and is open to interpretation.

I don't hate the rich.

I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake.

I've never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage or our forefathers weren't wealthy enough to own one either.

Bevis & Butthead still make me laugh.

I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I don't care where Ellen puts her tongue.

I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will serve the time.

A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands of someone with malicious intent.

I worry about dying before I get even.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it pisses you off, invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building.

Ask your buddy that invented the internet to help you.

I like the convenience of buying oranges from a sidewalk vendor or while I'm waiting at a stop-light, and I'm pretty sure the Latin midget selling them to me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator box in East Dallas or is sleeping in the streets of her home country.

We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.

I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent with the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO".

I think tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.

I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.

I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.

I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me that right, I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting somebody's feelings.

I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

Yes, I guess by their definition, I'm a bad American.


"Government can do something for the people only in proportion as it can do something to the people." -- Thomas Jefferson
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Amen Brother!!!!!!

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YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!If we could only get everyone who still shares these opinions to rise up and not be afraid,this would truly be a great country again.So this poor baby in CA. got picked on in high school,big whoop,so did everyone else.Where were the parents???Probably a couple of liberal brats themselves.
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where do i send my dues check to join the bad american club that is how i was raised and how i raise my children and if my neighbor dont like it they can kiss my bad american ass amen brother i vote for you in the next presidential election

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You absolutly are "The MAN".Put me down for being a bad american to.

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Outstanding!! ..great reading!....There is no way I can be anything other than a "Bad American". That is; I am, if I'm viewed by some liberal minded self-righteous EX .Goore fanatic.. wouldn't want it any different.

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Sign me up for the club.
I agree with everything.
Why can the Afro-Americans have the NAACP awards only for Afro-Americans, but it would be racist if whites had an awards show only for whites.

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AMEN --take it to the people!!!!!It's these sort of thoughts that have made America the great nation that we are. Don't come whinin to me!!!!

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Amen to that!

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Kick ass dude. Alot to read, alot to think.

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