Can't Get Enough
Join Date: May 2000
Location: Bastrop, Texas
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I know this is off topic, but since I'm a consultant/engineer and own a Jeep I liked it. [img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/wink.gif[/img]
A shepherd was herding his flocks in a remote pasture when suddenly a
> > brand new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The
> > driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses
> > and a YSL tie leaned out of the window and asked the shepherd: "If I
> > tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me
> > one?"
> > The shepherd looks at the yuppie, then at his peacefully grazing
> > flock and calmly answers "sure!" The yuppie parks the car, whips out
> > his notebook, connects it to a cell-phone, surfs to a NASA page on the
> > Internet where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system, scans the
> > area, opens up a database and 60 Excel spreadsheets with complex
> > formulas. Finally he prints out a 150 page report on his hi-tech
> > miniaturized printer, turns round to the shepherd and says: "you have
> > exactly 1586 sheep!"
> > "That is correct, take one of the sheep," says the shepherd. He
> > watches the young man select a sheep and bundle it in his Cherokee.
> > Then he says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will
> > you give me my sheep back?"
> > "Okay, why not," answers the young man.
> > "You are a consultant," says the shepherd.
> > "That is correct," says the yuppie. "How did you guess that?"
> > "Easy," answers the shepherd. "You turn up here although nobody
> > called you. You want to be paid for the answer to a question I
> > already knew. And you don't know a damn thing about my business
> > because you took my dog."
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