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post #1 of (permalink) Old 01-18-2001, 06:16 AM Thread Starter
 
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Car Acronyms / none for JEEP

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix it again, Tony!

FORD
backwards --Driver Returns On Foot
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of R&D
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man's Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover
Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif[/img] My Jeep's an ATV I can drive on the highway [img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif[/img] but it likes the dirt. [img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/cool.gif[/img]
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jeep

just empty every pocket

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80 cj5 "high 5"
stretched to 100" wb
efi351w/np435/d300/working on 1tons and 38's
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JEEP-Junk Each and Every Part
YJ-Yesterdays Junk
TJ-Todays Junk
CJ-Certainly Junk

hehe..sorry. that was uncalled for.

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FORD
Flip Over Read Directions

PONTIAC (politically correct version)
Poor Old N(black man) Thinks Its A Cadillac

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JEEP

Just Expect Every Problem

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honda Civic.....Crappy Import Vehicle InCognito (even thoguh its not incognito...its pretty obvious)



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JEEP
Just Everyone Else's Parts




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FORD
First on race Day

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FORD
F_cked Over Repaired Dodge

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JEEP: Just Enough Essential Parts (I honestly thought this was what it stood for when I was young)

FORD: Found on Regular Dump

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