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Re: Future Military Sponsors - OT
[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img][img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/laugh.gif[/img]That is a classic Pat![img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/laugh.gif[/img][img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/smile.gif[/img] Maybe the ground pounders can get some extra funding too! We have room for a logo or two on our kevlar's also. Just think - - we'd HAVE to go to war under this type of funding. This takes "targeted marketing" to a whole new level he-he-he! The more "wins" we have, the more finding we get! Heck - FOX would probably put it on primetime to increase their ratings too! Maybe they can use the "first and ten" technology to show where the opposing forces are and put the "glowing/tracer puck" technology on the mortar rounds so the untrained eye can see them in flight! Maybe military members would get professional athelete salaries - and the best "preformers" would get endorsement spots for the Gatorade drink mix MRE's and with Nike for their newest "Air Chesty" line of combat footwear! Ha! Can you imagine renegotiating your contract? How about becoming a free agent at re-up time and getting that Air Force salary and benefit package? Just think - the back of your "sports card" contains your personal decorations, awards, and a column for "confirmed kills!" Just think - for the first time in American history, the DEMOCRATS would be kissing up to the military!
Liberals don't mind being lied to . . . they just want to be lied to by someone they trust!