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bumper stickers (#36)

BUMPER STICKERS FROM AROUND THE COUNTRY:
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Sh*t.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause
People.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your
Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To
Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You
Could Drive A Little Better.
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student
Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame
Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying NO HARD
FEELINGS.
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My
Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where
You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My
Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are
Talking To Me.
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha.
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't
Happening To Me.
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite
Remember My Name.
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
26. Illiterate? Write For Help.
27. Honk If Anything Falls Off.
28. Cover Me - I'm Changing Lanes.
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But
Miles From The Next Exit.
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An
Unarmed Person.
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This
Hand Basket?
34. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're
Doing It Wrong.
35. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
36. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back
Over...[Seen upside down, on a Jeep]
37. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35
mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
38. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To
Crack Open A Cold One.
39. Ax Me About Ebonics.
40. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
41. Boldly Going Nowhere.
42. Cat: The Other White Meat.
43. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
44. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That.
45. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating
His Animal Friends.
46. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired
From A Car Window.
47. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down
Before He Admits He Is Lost?
48. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance,
Riddle Them With Bullets.
49. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps
The Kids In Touch.
50. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got
It!
51. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
52. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
53. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better
Pets.
54. Some people are only alive because it is
illegal to shoot them.
55. I used to have a handle on life, but it
broke.
56. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
57. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
58. So you're a feminist...Isn't that
precious.
59. I need someone really bad...Are you really
bad?
60. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.



See Jayme ASAP
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