Re: Y\'all are gonna Love this!!!
Here would be my reply:
1. Under the "Rules" tab, you should add "Do not put a sticker on any Jeep. They are not so bad efficiently and environmentally. Also, Jeep owners are a different breed, and will likely ask you to crawl underneath and make sure their transfer case is engaging as they drive away."
2. Under the "Strategy" tab, you discuss 3rd parties witnessing your actions, but not being seen by the vehicle's owner. Refer to #1.
3. Gas guzzling behemoths being used for one's groceries and support of one's self esteem is one thing. But I bought my vehicle for a practical purpose - to go practically anywhere I want. I make full use of its capabilites, so my purchase should not be held against me.
4. If I found someone placing a sticker on my Jeep (or even touching it for that matter), I would consider it vandalism, and feel threatened as my vehicle is an extension of my home (by law). Therefore, I would likely test my fuel-efficient motor's torque by seeing if I could idle over your cranium first in 2-hi, then 4-hi, then 4-lo. All for some cute "save the environment" scheme that uses trees and gas (driving to Kinko's to print) in the process. Worth it?
'82 CJ-7/360/727/D300/M.O.R.E. shackles and lots of ideas!
Have you kissed your JEEP lately?