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post #1 of (permalink) Old 08-22-2000, 04:43 PM Thread Starter
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CJDave, here is your Thank you draft..

Dear Mr. President:

I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:

Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica
Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broaddrick. Are there others that we should know about?

Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "IS" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex and one person may have sex while the other one involved does not have sex.

Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag The Dog", could be plausible after all.

Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.

Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have pleaded the 5th
Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising.

Thank you for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from
the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.

Thanks also for reducing our military by half, "gutting" much of our
foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.

Please give my regards to Hillary, when/if you see her. Tell her
I'm working on a "Thank You" letter for her.

Looking forward to January 2001,

Average Joe

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Re: CJDave, here is your Thank you draft..

Touche'...Well said!!

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Re: CJDave, here is your Thank you draft..

...and thank you for doing it at our expense, no sense paying for it out of your own pocket.

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[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/tongue.gif[/img] 151 days left of that scumbag piece of crap. Then it's all about rescinding all the "executive orders" that he has signed.[img]/wwwthreads_images/icons/frown.gif[/img]

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Re: CJDave, here is your Thank you draft..

You left out something...How 'bout that deal with Ron Brown when their plane mysteriously crashed. I read somewhere there were people on that plane that were going to rat on Clinton for Whitewater and a few other of his cover-ups. He got them out of his hair. Otherwise, very well composed...seeya...

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post #6 of (permalink) Old 08-23-2000, 11:41 AM
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Ican't remember his name but you also forgot the guy who commited suicide by shooting himself in the head and then defied gravity and feel up hill.And Hillary running down and cleaning his ofice out before his body was cold.

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